my baby is teething and i am hanging on by a thread
naan bread, mushrooms, avocado, poached eggs. basically everything i have in the fridge that i can throw together and hopefully snarf down before my beloved emotional terrorist awakens again
by ObjectiveWrongdoer24
31 Comments
LostinQuiddity
My first kid was a normal teether… the second…I got so frustrated I popped a dum dum in her mouth and just sat that while she drooled and gnawed on it… and that’s what worked for her… she’s got great teeth too
samcornwell
Nothing bad about that. Great looking nosh
scfw0x0f
That looks really good. Not Shitty.
arcticlizard
You’re dealing with all that and can still fucking nail some poached eggs?! I couldn’t make mine look that good even with perfect, enlightened focus and complete silence.
potatosnapbacl
This could be on the cover of a cookbook
wingriddnangel
bread bread
PurpleWatermelonz
That looks amazing. You don’t even wanna know how my meals looked while my son had colic lol. Prison food style
Background_Essay_676
Depending upon how you plate it. $100 please
realestateagent0
I can see the rush here, but mostly the quality! Nutritious ingredients cut the same size, seasonings evenly distributed, and those amazing looking poached eggs as others have mentioned. Great job!
Here’s to hoping your last thread has the strength of the golden one from Hercules!
BlowinThruGas
lol what a combo. I was on board with the poached eggs, and cado’s… but what made you introduce an additional slime component in shroomies?
V01d3d_f13nd
The plate can stay buy that rant is for a different group.
brendanb203
Def not shitty! Id eat 2 plates of that easy. Would smack with holandaise
doomandgloomm
I applaud you for making such a tasty looking meal so fast 😭 my baby is also teething (got her first tooth the other day, woo hoo!!) And she is clingy as can be. For dinner tonight, I had 2 chocolates leftover from my boyfriends christmas stocking 🤣 today she just won’t seem to let me do anything besides rub her gums and snuggle!
caitimusprime
All this is missing is some hollandaise or bernaise sauce! This looks incredible.
the-weeb-whisperer
If you’re breastfeeding I am so sorry 😭🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
glasscadet
🥵
Sekir0se
that looks so fucking good
Tobsjo
This is not a burnt hot dog, scam thread.
No_Finding_9441
When you accidentally throw together a gourmet meal
BreadDue3889
Finally! Food that doesn’t look like someone shit in a bowl!
But seriously that looks amazing! I make something similar with grilled onions and spinach and mushrooms and a poached egg on grainy toast with some parmesan and sriracha.
You doing good mama!
ApolloAuto
We need a new sub for posts like this ‘ShittyPlating’. The food is good. Just didn’t take the time to make it presentable. And let’s be honest, most of us eat like this when cooking for ourselves.
Imaginary-Cricket903
Idk if a baby can eat that.
Ruhrohhshaggy
Stay nourished during these tough times my friend 🤍
cache_ing
I’m teething too, I understand
breeezy420b
Try green onions!!! It worked wonders for my 6 months nephew
xshap369
Usually, bait is when you post something stupid and aggressive on a sub intended for thoughtful and high quality content, but on a sub intended for stupid and aggressive content, posting thoughtful and high quality content is bait.
BAIT
iustusflorebit
Some of yall really don’t understand this sub. This is *not* shitty in the slightest. It’s not perfect but I bet it was delicious.
Dartsytopps
lol you had a kid. To hell with that.
admin_penguin
Wrong sub, that looks amazing
Outrageous-County310
This looks great! You are killing it! You got This, you will persevere!!!
I_might_make_y0u_mad
OP, my goodness, this is the exact opposite of shitty. This is very well done! This is so pretty that I could ask it on a date and maybe bed it on a third date.
31 Comments
My first kid was a normal teether… the second…I got so frustrated I popped a dum dum in her mouth and just sat that while she drooled and gnawed on it… and that’s what worked for her… she’s got great teeth too
Nothing bad about that. Great looking nosh
That looks really good. Not Shitty.
You’re dealing with all that and can still fucking nail some poached eggs?! I couldn’t make mine look that good even with perfect, enlightened focus and complete silence.
This could be on the cover of a cookbook
bread bread
That looks amazing. You don’t even wanna know how my meals looked while my son had colic lol. Prison food style
Depending upon how you plate it. $100 please
I can see the rush here, but mostly the quality! Nutritious ingredients cut the same size, seasonings evenly distributed, and those amazing looking poached eggs as others have mentioned. Great job!
Here’s to hoping your last thread has the strength of the golden one from Hercules!
lol what a combo. I was on board with the poached eggs, and cado’s… but what made you introduce an additional slime component in shroomies?
The plate can stay buy that rant is for a different group.
Def not shitty! Id eat 2 plates of that easy. Would smack with holandaise
I applaud you for making such a tasty looking meal so fast 😭 my baby is also teething (got her first tooth the other day, woo hoo!!) And she is clingy as can be. For dinner tonight, I had 2 chocolates leftover from my boyfriends christmas stocking 🤣 today she just won’t seem to let me do anything besides rub her gums and snuggle!
All this is missing is some hollandaise or bernaise sauce! This looks incredible.
If you’re breastfeeding I am so sorry 😭🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
🥵
that looks so fucking good
This is not a burnt hot dog, scam thread.
When you accidentally throw together a gourmet meal
Finally! Food that doesn’t look like someone shit in a bowl!
But seriously that looks amazing! I make something similar with grilled onions and spinach and mushrooms and a poached egg on grainy toast with some parmesan and sriracha.
You doing good mama!
We need a new sub for posts like this ‘ShittyPlating’.
The food is good. Just didn’t take the time to make it presentable. And let’s be honest, most of us eat like this when cooking for ourselves.
Idk if a baby can eat that.
Stay nourished during these tough times my friend 🤍
I’m teething too, I understand
Try green onions!!! It worked wonders for my 6 months nephew
Usually, bait is when you post something stupid and aggressive on a sub intended for thoughtful and high quality content, but on a sub intended for stupid and aggressive content, posting thoughtful and high quality content is bait.
BAIT
Some of yall really don’t understand this sub. This is *not* shitty in the slightest. It’s not perfect but I bet it was delicious.
lol you had a kid. To hell with that.
Wrong sub, that looks amazing
This looks great! You are killing it! You got
This, you will persevere!!!
OP, my goodness, this is the exact opposite of shitty. This is very well done! This is so pretty that I could ask it on a date and maybe bed it on a third date.