How it happened:
So last weekend I was taking 2 pans of beans and a half pan of queso to the walk-in, which is like, 5 feet from the tiny office area in my kitchen. Every time I do this, I set the stuff on the table to open the door. Except the caught bottom pan caught on the corner and everything on top of it toppled over right onto the desk, chair, keyboard, and mouse. This was like 5 minutes before closing too 😭

by Silverflame202

43 Comments

  1. xPlacentapede

    It’s bean a day. Queso, I’m going to go home.

  2. Over-Anybody-5308

    That’s a real silly goofy move on your part there chef

  3. You are just copying Kevin from the office just admit it

  4. LongShotDiceArt

    Countin’ the beans are ya? I think there are spreadsheets for that sort of thing

  5. PasteurisedB4UCit

    OP this is your time to shine in r/beansinthings

  6. DangleBob91

    I used to work at a bww for a bit and some jack off jammed a third pan of queso in the microwave so hard the third time through i had to yank it out not knowing it was the 3rd time through covering me and the fry side line in 200 degree cheese 🙃

  7. ConclusionWorking

    I wouldn’t clean the keyboard, and just resign myself to forever splashing queso as I typed. 

  8. Lee_scratch_perineum

    I don’t understand the cheese on the keyboard.

  9. rubrochure

    Omg this really sucks I’m sorry for your beans but it did make me literally lol

  10. Original_Gypsy

    Why are there beans in the office?
    I guess all offices require beans now.

  11. ddawson100

    Now you can always blame the smell of the chair on those beans. 😂

  12. That keyboard is still cleaner than most reddit user’s.

  13. RockitDanger

    Just moonwalk out and pretend it never happened

  14. Bro I love how you couldn’t have gotten it *more* on the keyboard if you had tried. This is like a nasty thing someone does before they quit haha

  15. Carsully5768

    Looks like every manager’s office I’ve ever been in.

  16. prettylittlepastry

    Wow I didn’t know I could have that amount of secondhand anxiety!

  17. Frequent-Bat9962

    Whatever!!!!! This is just a ploy to get new office equipment, isn’t it?

  18. I spilled a 3 gallon bucket of split pea soup 15 minutes before closing in the walk in cooler. I’m still traumatized over a decade later.

  19. funthebunison

    Damn girl you must have been hungry. That’s one hell of a staff meal.

  20. No-Winter120

    You goofed good man. You goofed real fuckin good.

  21. PsyOnMelme

    As we say in our kitchen, ‘that doesn’t go there.’. I definitely feel for you.

  22. cj_cusack

    Something something spreadsheet something bean counters I’m tired you do it

  23. Jcimaioui

    When you applied for this job, I don’t believe they meant for you to take the job as bean counter seriously.

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