I’m a common guy at the steakhouse, but a unique guy at home.

by duevigilance

30 Comments

  1. Prior-Inevitable5787

    “Scarce” is where I’d put myself

  2. xXEPSILON062Xx

    Got my steak undercooked at Hyde Park recently and have become a rare lover

  3. Normal_Chipmunk8961

    Glad you got everything below medium well out of the way in the first five slices so we can really focus on the different gradations of overcooked.
    (Just being annoying lol, this pic is very funny).

  4. jimmycanoli

    None of these look correct. The “blue” is medium rare

  5. 1stdisposableacct

    I need a high res version of this picture for my kitchen.

  6. yoyo1time

    Love the “what have you done”!!!! Total crime

  7. Bean_Daddy_Burritos

    Anything under occasional is a crime

  8. SentenceFormal6370

    You should put “congratulations” in instead of wow really

  9. SickOfNormal

    People freak out when I order Bleu!

    I am going to start saying … “Somewhere between lavender and mauve, please” …. Sounds even more pretentious than any other steak temp. I LOVE IT!

  10. xLouisxCypher

    After the well done ones, there are the congratulations parts

  11. Most people here think blue is rare I’ve noticed. It makes them angry which is fun

  12. pokemurrs

    I’m from France, where people still order a steak bleu. I don’t think the person who made this has seen a steak cooked to bleu 😅

    That’s not even saignant/rare

  13. mrmatt244

    Is this really a thing or is this a troll? I’ve never heard of it but I always wanted a name for how I like my steak from a streakhouse. I’ve stupidly asked for “between rare and mid rare” and gotten the strangest looks from the server.

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