Oh dear. 34 year aged Cooks

by Chemical-Sign3001

25 Comments

  1. unjustphoenix

    If this isn’t one of the best allegories for “making America great again”…

  2. there’s no way what’s in that glass is 34 years old right?

  3. UnobviousDiver

    The etched Mississippi State glasses are just the chef’s kiss to this post.

  4. Illustrious-Client48

    The “Oh dear” title sent me. 🤣

  5. Secret-Equipment4039

    Perfect pairing for well-done steak with ketchup.

  6. Fabulous-Finish9807

    California champagne? Is it even legal? 😂

  7. Diuleilomopukgaai

    I really want the tasting notes for this.

  8. TurkeyRunWoods

    Cook’s December 2, 2024 10:37am vintage is PHENOMENAL! Put it up with the greatest grower champagne from New Jersey!

  9. Nervous_Otter69

    Wonder how long they plan on sitting on their ‘91 Blue Hawaiian Boones Farm for

  10. It infuriates me that Americans call it Champagne. It infuriates me even more that people celebrate fascism.

  11. deformedfishface

    Seems like the right wine to celebrate Donald Trump’s win to be fair.

  12. Dr_Llamacita

    Love how they’re also drinking it on the floor in glasses that still have price tags on

  13. barryg123

    Cooks is the original American champagne, started in 1859 by Isaac cook. People forget that

  14. Snarky_McSnarkleton

    Yum. Nothing says MAGA like oxidized cheap carbonated artificial wine.

  15. Excusemytootie

    Complete with a fake Burberry blanket and price tags on the glasses, fitting.

  16. applehilldal

    That feels like an appropriate bottle for that celebration

  17. ChardonnayQueen

    It’s amazing how many people gift things like a 20 year old bottle of Zin that’s been sitting on their shelf forever. 

  18. To be fair, this has probably aged as well as Trump

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