Going based on experience, I’m taking “bloody stool.”
The_Electric_Feast
I got dibs on Dang It.
DocWallaD
Dick nipple 💯
Spe37Pla
Dick nipple was good back in Kitchen Fighter 4 but nowadays the meta is butt dumpling
ulfjustulf
Who bans fart knocker? That’s on Mt Rushmore
Arachne93
Ham Wallet! Top of the leaderboard with Ham Wallet!
QiwiLisolet
Arugula bug? Is this a fellow kids situation?
constructiveblues
I’m Dookie Spoon
frickdom
What did I do?
DeadHookerMeat
“Smell it to see if it’s still good” in an open kitchen
Odd_Sir_8705
Every word and phrase on that list can legitimately be argued for being used in everyday kitchen conversation. Except for “pee pee lips”…there’s no excuse for that
instant_ramen_chef
Pork Sword was my nickname in high school.
EllieBeaBaker
Ahh, the Ol’ Spit and Slap, these are some classy folks.
HuikesLeftArm
Who the hell objects to *darn*?
AmazingSieve
If you can’t say butt dumpling then I give up, might as well be North Korea
SackOfLentils
Mouse Salad is OP in the current meta.
Spatulor
I’ll put 5 dollars on Shart!
Hadhmaill
I’m sorry, “darn”, “frick”, “dang it” and “public lice” are inappropriate now??
aphelionmarauder
Dingus is on the naughty list, but for whatever reason fuck isn’t on it? Is this from a place in Utah or imagination land? Or is this a joke from the owner/shift manager?
Also, Tortise Cock is my new go-to insult.
crazedweasels
“Is this still good?”
“I dont know smell it!”
“You smell it, I have COVID!”
“WTF, GTFO of my face if your sick!”
TrendySpork
Well it’s a good thing Moist Lunchmeat Truncheon didn’t make the list, because guess what’s for lunch?
branston2010
I really want to know the back story about that mouse salad
dick_hallorans_ghost
I’d miss saying ‘darn’ and ‘dang it’ at work, but I would probably console myself by saying things like ‘fuck nugget’ and ‘shit blisters’.
ButterBeanRumba
A long time ago I worked at a health foods grocery store that had rats really bad but management made us use the code word “dragon” instead so as to not alarm the customers when one had been spotted.
Important-Cobbler-5
This looks like an elementary school teachers white board
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Going based on experience, I’m taking “bloody stool.”
I got dibs on Dang It.
Dick nipple 💯
Dick nipple was good back in Kitchen Fighter 4 but nowadays the meta is butt dumpling
Who bans fart knocker? That’s on Mt Rushmore
Ham Wallet! Top of the leaderboard with Ham Wallet!
Arugula bug? Is this a fellow kids situation?
I’m Dookie Spoon
What did I do?
“Smell it to see if it’s still good” in an open kitchen
Every word and phrase on that list can legitimately be argued for being used in everyday kitchen conversation. Except for “pee pee lips”…there’s no excuse for that
Pork Sword was my nickname in high school.
Ahh, the Ol’ Spit and Slap, these are some classy folks.
Who the hell objects to *darn*?
If you can’t say butt dumpling then I give up, might as well be North Korea
Mouse Salad is OP in the current meta.
I’ll put 5 dollars on Shart!
I’m sorry, “darn”, “frick”, “dang it” and “public lice” are inappropriate now??
Dingus is on the naughty list, but for whatever reason fuck isn’t on it? Is this from a place in Utah or imagination land? Or is this a joke from the owner/shift manager?
Also, Tortise Cock is my new go-to insult.
“Is this still good?”
“I dont know smell it!”
“You smell it, I have COVID!”
“WTF, GTFO of my face if your sick!”
Well it’s a good thing Moist Lunchmeat Truncheon didn’t make the list, because guess what’s for lunch?
I really want to know the back story about that mouse salad
I’d miss saying ‘darn’ and ‘dang it’ at work, but I would probably console myself by saying things like ‘fuck nugget’ and ‘shit blisters’.
A long time ago I worked at a health foods grocery store that had rats really bad but management made us use the code word “dragon” instead so as to not alarm the customers when one had been spotted.
This looks like an elementary school teachers white board