Triscuts topped with pepperoni slices and melted cheese
Came from r/stonerfood and was told to post it here
by B0B_RO55
17 Comments
RealSlavicHours
I don’t think anyone claims it’s a pizza so no crime here IMO, just 100% stoner food.
Buckabuckaw
This may or may not be a food crime, but it’s not a pizza crime since no actual pizza was harmed.
Munchies crimes are handled down the hall, but you’re probably gonna be exonerated.
Iamkillboy
This is something 13 year old me would have made for dinner if my parents were gone.
ChalkLicker
Broke but living like a king with a 16th box of Triscuts and pre-shredded cheese.
MoDewsVT
Used to do this when I was a kid in the 90’s. But with Ritz crackers topped with some marinara, cheese and pepperoni. Throw it in the microwave and then burn the fuck out of your mouth.
Regalrefuse
Quality snack. Not pizza, no crime
Buicided
Id smash
BarristanSelfie
This belongs in /r/nachocrimes IMO
sonerec725
I’m pretty sure this is is the receipe on the back of the box for triscuits.
They did a whole joke in family guy about it
Lyna_hot
come on it’s not even pizza
Olivia_Bitsui
Not pizza.
KnowWhat_I_Mean
Or stoner genius?
JacPhlash
I can feel how rubbery they are from here.
SunTzuLao
The item in question is an appetizer, made with some toppings that could be associated with pizza, but it is not a pizza, I think he should walk 🤔
Constant_Notice_6716
I don’t think it’s a pizza so it’s not a crime but if someone called it a pizza and not “pizza like” it would be a crime. pizza rolls or pizza crackers are not a crime
SimplyLurkin
Good work. Thanks for the idea.
AsleepInteraction882
It doesn’t sound like a bad idea but still pretty sure this is a crime against pizza. I mean what biscuits + salami and cheese?
17 Comments
I don’t think anyone claims it’s a pizza so no crime here IMO, just 100% stoner food.
This may or may not be a food crime, but it’s not a pizza crime since no actual pizza was harmed.
Munchies crimes are handled down the hall, but you’re probably gonna be exonerated.
This is something 13 year old me would have made for dinner if my parents were gone.
Broke but living like a king with a 16th box of Triscuts and pre-shredded cheese.
Used to do this when I was a kid in the 90’s. But with Ritz crackers topped with some marinara, cheese and pepperoni. Throw it in the microwave and then burn the fuck out of your mouth.
Quality snack. Not pizza, no crime
Id smash
This belongs in /r/nachocrimes IMO
I’m pretty sure this is is the receipe on the back of the box for triscuits.
They did a whole joke in family guy about it
come on it’s not even pizza
Not pizza.
Or stoner genius?
I can feel how rubbery they are from here.
The item in question is an appetizer, made with some toppings that could be associated with pizza, but it is not a pizza, I think he should walk 🤔
I don’t think it’s a pizza so it’s not a crime but if someone called it a pizza and not “pizza like” it would be a crime. pizza rolls or pizza crackers are not a crime
Good work. Thanks for the idea.
It doesn’t sound like a bad idea but still pretty sure this is a crime against pizza. I mean what biscuits + salami and cheese?