When you thought you had figured out the least dangerous most effective way to do something on your own and you hear the sous chef come up behind you and say “hey buddy can I show you something?”
When you thought you had figured out the least dangerous most effective way to do something on your own and you hear the sous chef come up behind you and say “hey buddy can I show you something?”
by throwawaysugar16738
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QuickRevivez
Proceeds to show me the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen or a prep balancing act that will definitely impact our food cost if he drops it.
My old boss “You need three points of contact to slide a pizza on the tray perfectly. Pinkie, middle, and thumb. Just remember to push in one swift motion”
whole fucking pizza except for 1 slice hits the floor.
Me who has never dropped a pizza in my entire career because I use the pizza peel: oh wow 😐
This is the look on the faces of the younger girls I’ve been training at the bakery when I come up and ask, whatcha doing there?? If they find nice new ways to do stuff I’m all about it but a lot of times it’s followed by an oh that could work, in case it doesn’t this is what I do.
jibishot
Cleaning Brussels for the first time
“It’s all waste?”
“Yup”
sexycadaver
this is so real
shockjockeys
i literally turn into that when ppl watch me work bc im so scared ive been accidentally doing it completely wrong the entire time despite being trained for it
BenjaminNormanPierce
Not in the dish-pit. Not twice, anyhow.
ZackValenta
Lmao
TaonasProclarush272
Me emptying the fryer…
On the plus side I did show people an easier way to clean the giant dough mixer bowl, so there’s that.
Fluffy-Pomegranate-8
Annnnnnnnnnd it’s his penis.
Again
fire_bunny
When a shitty cook comes at me like this, I used to pretend to not hear them or just walk away like I was busy.
I’m much more patient now, and like to see all the right ways to fuck something up.
I do listen, though, and have learned a lot. Ultimately you’re going to tweak something along the way so you get the muscle memory.
bolinhadeovo90
Then they pull us off to the side and say, “hey you’re doing great, keep up the good work” and then we go out of there with our tails wagging like we got a treat
terradragon13
Yeah, that’s exactly how it feels. Oh, I tuck my tail and ears anytime someone’s looking at me work lmao
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Proceeds to show me the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen or a prep balancing act that will definitely impact our food cost if he drops it.
My old boss “You need three points of contact to slide a pizza on the tray perfectly. Pinkie, middle, and thumb. Just remember to push in one swift motion”
whole fucking pizza except for 1 slice hits the floor.
Me who has never dropped a pizza in my entire career because I use the pizza peel: oh wow 😐
[1 of the lucky 10,000](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand.png)
This is the look on the faces of the younger girls I’ve been training at the bakery when I come up and ask, whatcha doing there?? If they find nice new ways to do stuff I’m all about it but a lot of times it’s followed by an oh that could work, in case it doesn’t this is what I do.
Cleaning Brussels for the first time
“It’s all waste?”
“Yup”
this is so real
i literally turn into that when ppl watch me work bc im so scared ive been accidentally doing it completely wrong the entire time despite being trained for it
Not in the dish-pit.
Not twice, anyhow.
Lmao
Me emptying the fryer…
On the plus side I did show people an easier way to clean the giant dough mixer bowl, so there’s that.
Annnnnnnnnnd it’s his penis.
Again
When a shitty cook comes at me like this, I used to pretend to not hear them or just walk away like I was busy.
I’m much more patient now, and like to see all the right ways to fuck something up.
I do listen, though, and have learned a lot. Ultimately you’re going to tweak something along the way so you get the muscle memory.
Then they pull us off to the side and say, “hey you’re doing great, keep up the good work” and then we go out of there with our tails wagging like we got a treat
Yeah, that’s exactly how it feels. Oh, I tuck my tail and ears anytime someone’s looking at me work lmao
i feel so seen