Apparently made with leaves/veggies outside that are good for you. She doesn’t get why I found it odd
by wasabibbq
43 Comments
smiff8866
So we have King Kong’s shits in the middle, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s ones on the left and the chickens from Chicken Run on the right. Got it.
GoatCovfefe
Ok. What is it
Nice_one_too
Did you check if “Mom” has a zipper on her back and talks with a strange hissing voice when alone?
rinseanddelete
r/shitfromabutt
_youdontsay
She hates yall
rakondo
Looks like stuffed grape leaves and dumplings
False_Temperature_95
What’s inside those green sacs? Rice? Rice with ground meat?
JemmaMimic
Dolmades and char siu bao is an interesting combo but I love both. I’ve seen a lot less appealing breakfast. Can I get some tzatsiki and some soy sauce for dipping?
Winter-Classroom455
Ah yes my favorite. Toad backs
Party_Anywhere_473
Human and industrial waste
joacoper
Fossilized turds and raw bread, yummy
No_War_6706
The only thing I recognise as food is the egg. What was it like, out of 10…?
Emotional-Owl9299
Ah yes. Prison food. How long you in for bub?
Limp-Organization141
Turds and Balls for breakfast. Great. Where’s the knife? 🤤
dustydancers
my mouth got dry from this picture
Punny_Farting_1877
Boiled cocaine. That’s a bold strategy.
No_Media378
What am I looking at here?
David0ne86
Mom took a shit and served it with breakfast
There, fixed it for you.
prairiefarmer
That all looks totally unappetizing🤢toast would be a huge improvement.
musketoman
Its rotten She fucked it up
KyrieNguyen
Tell me you’re Asian without telling me you’re Asian 🤣
JoshinIN
Soylent green. Yum!
DookieToe2
Chashu bao and… sticky rice?
RubysKinkyHeels
Is that a drugs mules breakfast just before their flight ??
jellybeankitty
Dementia?
Old_Butterfly9649
this looks absolutely horrible.
GenghisNuggetcockles
I don’t know about those green things but I’ll definitely take one of those buns
DadVap
I literally don’t know what I’m looking at.
FalseRelease4
“how do you do my fellow humans” ass meal
So glad I quit breakfast like 10 years ago
Hamilton-Beckett
Ask her why she hates you?
aSliceOfHam2
Awwww, she shouldn’t have
NickMalo
This looks bad but is probably fire. Those look like wraps and dumplings. What was in them?
Dry-Main-3961
If this is the shit you grew up eating, how are you still alive?
7stroke
The Incredible Hulk’s dolmades or Shackleton’s lost pickles?
weaselteasel88
Lmao come on now. Cha siu, Ba la lot(?) and a hard boiled egg. You Vietnamese?
xidoization
Babe are you okay? You’ve barely touched your coprolite
elsvente
Mom had breakfast.
iLuvFrootLoopz
is that shits and biscuits? I lov shits and biscuits!
rabiteman
I can only comment on what I’m familiar with, and it (the egg) is overcooked. 7 min for a perfect egg.
kingdomkey13
Where’s your mom? I just wanna talk
greatthebob38
Is this one of those black sesame powder mochi “balls” in Dim Sum places? They’re normally round, not turd shaped.
43 Comments
So we have King Kong’s shits in the middle, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s ones on the left and the chickens from Chicken Run on the right. Got it.
Ok. What is it
Did you check if “Mom” has a zipper on her back and talks with a strange hissing voice when alone?
r/shitfromabutt
She hates yall
Looks like stuffed grape leaves and dumplings
What’s inside those green sacs? Rice? Rice with ground meat?
Dolmades and char siu bao is an interesting combo but I love both. I’ve seen a lot less appealing breakfast. Can I get some tzatsiki and some soy sauce for dipping?
Ah yes my favorite. Toad backs
Human and industrial waste
Fossilized turds and raw bread, yummy
The only thing I recognise as food is the egg. What was it like, out of 10…?
Ah yes. Prison food. How long you in for bub?
Turds and Balls for breakfast. Great. Where’s the knife? 🤤
my mouth got dry from this picture
Boiled cocaine. That’s a bold strategy.
What am I looking at here?
Mom took a shit and served it with breakfast
There, fixed it for you.
That all looks totally unappetizing🤢toast would be a huge improvement.
Its rotten
She fucked it up
Tell me you’re Asian without telling me you’re Asian 🤣
Soylent green. Yum!
Chashu bao and… sticky rice?
Is that a drugs mules breakfast just before their flight ??
Dementia?
this looks absolutely horrible.
I don’t know about those green things but I’ll definitely take one of those buns
I literally don’t know what I’m looking at.
“how do you do my fellow humans” ass meal
So glad I quit breakfast like 10 years ago
Ask her why she hates you?
Awwww, she shouldn’t have
This looks bad but is probably fire. Those look like wraps and dumplings. What was in them?
If this is the shit you grew up eating, how are you still alive?
The Incredible Hulk’s dolmades or Shackleton’s lost pickles?
Lmao come on now. Cha siu, Ba la lot(?) and a hard boiled egg. You Vietnamese?
Babe are you okay? You’ve barely touched your coprolite
Mom had breakfast.
is that shits and biscuits? I lov shits and biscuits!
I can only comment on what I’m familiar with, and it (the egg) is overcooked. 7 min for a perfect egg.
Where’s your mom? I just wanna talk
Is this one of those black sesame powder mochi “balls” in Dim Sum places? They’re normally round, not turd shaped.
Thanks mom but I’m not hungry this morning.
These comments are killing me lmfao