Buffalo chicken on a red pizza. No cheese, no blue cheese, no ranch, just dry buffalo chicken on a red pie.
Lilly rip him to shreds. He needs to feel shame.
by wtfchuck504563
24 Comments
Efficient_Guess8362
He should be tried at The Hague for such an abomination
vanishguard
crime for sure. furthest thing from a perfect buff chix which is:
buffalo sauce 1st layer of cheese chicken 2nd layer of cheese bake ranch swirl on top at the end
the fuck is this shit 💀💀😭😭
Montanamerk
Worked at a pizza place years ago, we had a regular who would order no cheese, with eggplant and roasted red peppers. Thought it would be terrible at first but then I made myself one and I’ll be damned if it wasn’t good
toastedstoker
White sauce pizzas are far better cheeseless pizzas than red sauce based. I’m certain with some tweaks this could be good
Aggressive-Let-9023
I’d need to be more sauced than that pizza to eat that shit.
figbott
Well we don’t like your colleague.
BushwickSpill
Why even order pizza? Surely you can get a buffalo chicken Sandwhich somewhere.
Some-Skirt-7304
This is why tomato pie exists
born_on_my_cakeday
Maybe colleague has the lactose intolerance? Maybe saving you from uncontrollable flatulence? Maybe owe them a thank you.
realverifiedbot
i honestly almost downvoted this due to the criminal nature until i saw the fact the sub is called pizza crimes… this is actually DISTURBING
Buckabuckaw
I hope your colleague ordered this just for themselves. Seems like it would be asking too much to inflict this one anyone else.
TheGreatGamer1389
I mean id eat this. But ya I’d dip it in ranch though.
Severe-Problem-7399
Then what’s the cheese table there for
SturdyLegs
Your colleague needs a foot in their ass.
LMB_mook
It ain’t a pizza, but bread, tomato sauce and buffalo chicken is still gonna taste pretty good to me.
BurnerDanBurnerMan
I wish any of my pizza places gave me THAT much buffalo chicken!
FunSea2370
They could buy their own pizza!!🤔
Master_H8R
Your honor we wish to withdraw the charge of pizza crime, and request this subhuman be charged with first-degree pizza slaughter, a Class I felony. It is clear this was premeditated and demands a swift and lengthy punishment.
NeoCommunist_
Straight to jail! Pizza jail.
dancson
So your colleague hates pizza?
hondureno_1994
Pizza slinger of 10+ years here, recent victim of lactose intolerance, i see no crime 🤷♂️
24 Comments
He should be tried at The Hague for such an abomination
crime for sure. furthest thing from a perfect buff chix which is:
buffalo sauce
1st layer of cheese
chicken
2nd layer of cheese
bake
ranch swirl on top at the end
the fuck is this shit 💀💀😭😭
Worked at a pizza place years ago, we had a regular who would order no cheese, with eggplant and roasted red peppers. Thought it would be terrible at first but then I made myself one and I’ll be damned if it wasn’t good
White sauce pizzas are far better cheeseless pizzas than red sauce based. I’m certain with some tweaks this could be good
I’d need to be more sauced than that pizza to eat that shit.
Well we don’t like your colleague.
Why even order pizza? Surely you can get a buffalo chicken Sandwhich somewhere.
This is why tomato pie exists
Maybe colleague has the lactose intolerance? Maybe saving you from uncontrollable flatulence? Maybe owe them a thank you.
i honestly almost downvoted this due to the criminal nature until i saw the fact the sub is called pizza crimes… this is actually DISTURBING
I hope your colleague ordered this just for themselves. Seems like it would be asking too much to inflict this one anyone else.
I mean id eat this. But ya I’d dip it in ranch though.
Then what’s the cheese table there for
Your colleague needs a foot in their ass.
It ain’t a pizza, but bread, tomato sauce and buffalo chicken is still gonna taste pretty good to me.
I wish any of my pizza places gave me THAT much buffalo chicken!
They could buy their own pizza!!🤔
Your honor we wish to withdraw the charge of pizza crime, and request this subhuman be charged with first-degree pizza slaughter, a Class I felony. It is clear this was premeditated and demands a swift and lengthy punishment.
Straight to jail! Pizza jail.
So your colleague hates pizza?
Pizza slinger of 10+ years here, recent victim of lactose intolerance, i see no crime 🤷♂️
I don’t care much for your colleague
Cheeseless pizzas are actually pretty good!
What kind of monster hates cheese? j/k