Alright, long term fuckup line cook trying to get in good with my accidental Michelin star Head Chef. Let's go. Rate em.

by Duatmuffin

37 Comments

  1. corpsie666

    I can’t tell from the picture, but is your knife slicing them completely or partially crushing the cells?

  2. Use a knife, with a thinner blade. Looks nice, but could get reaaaal nice

  3. With all your chive talkin’, you’re telling me lies, yeah
    Chive talkin’, you wear a disguise

  4. mikeonebillions

    “Accidental” Michelin star head chef?

  5. 7/10

    See some smashing there,a sharper knife would do wonders!

    Better than average though, that’s for sure!👍🏾

  6. DishSoapedDishwasher

    zero, no rubber bands in sight so obviously this is fucking black magic.

  7. Commercial_Comfort41

    I will give you a C but still some of the finest on reddit

  8. I feel like you didnt even attempt to use a chainsaw.

  9. ODX_GhostRecon

    That’s a weird looking pineapple in pic #2

  10. BallDesperate2140

    It doesn’t look like you cut ‘em with a spoon, so that’s good

  11. Loaded question. If they’re being used in a homogenous dish for flavor then they’re great, if they’re being used in a dish for garnish and a little flavor then they’re awful and I don’t understand why people are incapable of cutting chives

    Edit: but judging from your info I’m gonna assume it’s the latter. Do you rest your blade against your guide hand when you cut? I cut with my right and my shit never stops touching my left unless I’m doing something that requires my left my hand to do something else.

  12. markusdied

    disqualified, you stopped at the hardest part 😉

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