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Good-Tea3481
Share whatever drugs and moonshine you’re on and I would consider it.
Advanced-Shame-
No way that’s real
TheosMythos
Fresh and canal shouldn’t be in the same sentence
W1D0WM4K3R
You’re right, this looks like drama
yeroldfatdad
I am too much already. Denied, sit down.
Thundersharting
It is definitely too much drama here. I suggest you try [insert restaurant run by some greasy, mouth breathing creep I cannot stand], they’ll be happy to accommodate you.
DingusMacLeod
Tell me you don’t know what restaurants are without telling me you don’t know what restaurants are.
ChefDezi
😂😂😂😅
PoopieBootyFartyFace
Answer: yes
alienstookmyfunny
I’ve gotten almost the exact same reso before. Mine was longer because it stated about 6x the patron would be LGBTQ. Thr canel fish is my favorite
Exact_Instance2684
No must be purchased form a reliable source. Not your catch.
sweetLew2
“Sorry we’re closed”
donohugeballs
I laughed so gd hard at this. It just keeps getting better and then he gets mad and starts fighting…with himself. Do I have to bring my own cake, too?? Hahaha
discordianofslack
Someone’s cooking Gar tonight.
Comfortable-Fuel6343
Bro I hope I’m still half as wild as gramps here when I’m senior old.
squindar
sir, that’s not a fish, it’s a shoe. you caught a shoe.
illustratorgirl
Canal “fish” sashimi coming up
dgsphn
Meanwhile Becky couldn’t order a coca cola with her foie gras in Paris, the waiter’s answer was “fuck off” and it’s corporate approved
HandsomePaddyMint
I’d be so tempted to grant all the requests just to see what happens.
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Share whatever drugs and moonshine you’re on and I would consider it.
No way that’s real
Fresh and canal shouldn’t be in the same sentence
You’re right, this looks like drama
I am too much already. Denied, sit down.
It is definitely too much drama here. I suggest you try [insert restaurant run by some greasy, mouth breathing creep I cannot stand], they’ll be happy to accommodate you.
Tell me you don’t know what restaurants are without telling me you don’t know what restaurants are.
😂😂😂😅
Answer: yes
I’ve gotten almost the exact same reso before. Mine was longer because it stated about 6x the patron would be LGBTQ.
Thr canel fish is my favorite
No must be purchased form a reliable source. Not your catch.
“Sorry we’re closed”
I laughed so gd hard at this. It just keeps getting better and then he gets mad and starts fighting…with himself. Do I have to bring my own cake, too?? Hahaha
Someone’s cooking Gar tonight.
Bro I hope I’m still half as wild as gramps here when I’m senior old.
sir, that’s not a fish, it’s a shoe. you caught a shoe.
Canal “fish” sashimi coming up
Meanwhile Becky couldn’t order a coca cola with her foie gras in Paris, the waiter’s answer was “fuck off” and it’s corporate approved
I’d be so tempted to grant all the requests just to see what happens.