i’m too much alcohol.

by xx_eversincehell_xx

22 Comments

  1. theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

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  2. Good-Tea3481

    Share whatever drugs and moonshine you’re on and I would consider it.

  3. TheosMythos

    Fresh and canal shouldn’t be in the same sentence

  4. Thundersharting

    It is definitely too much drama here. I suggest you try [insert restaurant run by some greasy, mouth breathing creep I cannot stand], they’ll be happy to accommodate you.

  5. DingusMacLeod

    Tell me you don’t know what restaurants are without telling me you don’t know what restaurants are.

  6. alienstookmyfunny

    I’ve gotten almost the exact same reso before. Mine was longer because it stated about 6x the patron would be LGBTQ.
    Thr canel fish is my favorite

  7. Exact_Instance2684

    No must be purchased form a reliable source. Not your catch.

  8. donohugeballs

    I laughed so gd hard at this. It just keeps getting better and then he gets mad and starts fighting…with himself. Do I have to bring my own cake, too?? Hahaha

  9. Comfortable-Fuel6343

    Bro I hope I’m still half as wild as gramps here when I’m senior old.

  10. sir, that’s not a fish, it’s a shoe. you caught a shoe.

  11. Meanwhile Becky couldn’t order a coca cola with her foie gras in Paris, the waiter’s answer was “fuck off” and it’s corporate approved

  12. HandsomePaddyMint

    I’d be so tempted to grant all the requests just to see what happens.

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