I’m a health inspector (sorry everyone). This restaurant today had a Walken Cooler
I’m a health inspector (sorry everyone). This restaurant today had a Walken Cooler
by puntini
38 Comments
First-Day-369
Worked at a restaurant that had one. It covered the whole door. It was fire 🔥
wicked_smiler402
EVERYONE SCRAMBLE! LIDS! BUCKETS! DATES! THEY ARE IN THE GROUP NOW!!! GET FOH TO DISTRACT THEM HURRY!!!
Prestigious-Flower54
Don’t you ever apologize for being the front line of defense against scummy restaurants. I salute your work if you keep your restaurant clean a health inspector is never your enemy.
InvisiblePinkUnic0rn
No crying in the walken!
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
It’s the only place to chill your champonya.

metalguy91
As someone who’s worked restaurants/catering, I thank you for your service. We’d all have salmonella at the least if it wasn’t for you. You’re hated on the job only by people handling their kitchen poorly, you go.
moneybullets
I don’t dislike health inspectors. Thanks for your work!
Curious_Emu1752
Why the fuck would you ever be sorry? Restaurant kitchens ought to be clean.
squiblet
I would love to be an inspector.
GrizzlyIsland22
Ah yes that would go perfectly with my Susan Sarandonwrap
raisedbytides
Anyone who dislikes inspectors has a filthy walkin. Thank you for your service!
PeachyKeen413
Once I worked at a sports program camp. All the kids got sick one day in the first week. We were all pretty sure that one of the kids had given everyone something but called the inspector to check to make sure it wasn’t the food. That man was so helpful, talked to the councillors about how to keep the common spaces clean so it didn’t spread. Helped us figure out the best way to feed these kids and not contaminate everyone and everything. (It was not the food, it was the germs brought in by kids from across the country)
Legitimate_Cloud2215
Nah man. I think most of us appreciate you. We’re not looking to cut corners here. If I’m fucking up, I want to know how.
puntini
Aww. Thank you so much everyone for the love. <3 Really brightened my night after a rough day.
MMachine17
I’m reading every comment in Walken’s voice! Nobody can stop me!
jackatman
Code blue. H.I. is here. Cups away. Fresh sani.
random9212
Anyone who is upset at health inspectors runs a shitty restaurant. I am sure there are some inspectors out there that abuse their powers, but I have never met them, and all I know just want you to run a tidy place.
kk1620
I prefer to use the Joaquin freezer myself
Appropriate_Tower680
When my health inspector sat down for lunch after our inspections, it was better than clean plates coming back and the last ticket of the night feelings put together.
I can’t imagine the horrors you’ve seen…
Meddling-Yorkie
Serious question – are there any rules around being able to unlock these from the inside? I’ve heard of people getting stuck and dying inside
Certain_Literature28
As a head chef and manager I love when the Health Inspector comes. We do keep things pretty clean and organized, but it’s always helpful to see where we can improve. I think our health inspectors love us, at least I hope they like coming to our place. We have a few quirky things around our restaurant like this that people always get a kick out of.
ashmidnightburlesque
Health inspector is our friend!
shenanigansMS
This is hilarious!!
SewRuby
My gut biome appreciates your work. My brain appreciates the Walken cooler.
Skreamie
Phenomenal. I’ll be stealing this.
Jesus-balls
Is this seriously the first time you’ve seen this? I’ve been doing this since back in 2014. Now I got two on my current walkin
xlebronjames
You can go with this or you can go with that
fr8mchine
For the last 38.5 years I’ve worked for ” America’s Leading Marketer of Quality Foodservice Products ” ( OP knows who we are )….I’ve delivered groceries to hundreds of different restaurants..bars..hospitals..nursing homes etc..etc… Most kitchens are filthy shit holes I wouldn’t let my dog eat at..
bfc4190
Pros don’t hate you. We hate our own staff
ropeseed420
The WATCH
LordBardly
Dude I work pest control and all my customers want to murder the health inspector and I have to pretend like their restaurant isn’t the most vile place I’ve ever seen.
Dudeguenheimer
Gonna be lost in these comments – but don’t you dare apologize for doing what you’re hired for. Restaurant and food service owners are kinda obligated to be hostile towards you, but as a person who eats food, don’t apologize. Underrated / undervalued / underappreciated workers are the backbone of our country.
Also. Ha.
hamfish11
Question since we were just talking about this after a strange inspection yesterday, are you a former kitchen guy? And why don’t we see more ex chefs doing the job ?
ZombiePenisEater
Hey, if you don’t mind me asking do you like being a health inspector? Like, is the pay good and is it a good job? I have low key always wanted to be a health inspector but I don’t even know where to begin. I don’t even know what to do or how to do it. It just seems like a really cool thing to be. I would love to be a health inspector, so if you know anything about how you would become one could you let me know?
Mega_Hi
was it at temp? was it .. cool .. enough?
amusered
We have a picture of a guy that used to work here, walking and holding a picture of Chirstopher Walken on the walk-in. Guys name was also Christopher. So, we have Christopher Walk-in with Christopher walking in to the walk-in.
86Apathy

TinyPenisComeFast
Only shit restaurants rue the health inspector. If you do everything right, you’d welcome anyone to check your kitchen out.
38 Comments
Worked at a restaurant that had one. It covered the whole door. It was fire 🔥
EVERYONE SCRAMBLE! LIDS! BUCKETS! DATES! THEY ARE IN THE GROUP NOW!!! GET FOH TO DISTRACT THEM HURRY!!!
Don’t you ever apologize for being the front line of defense against scummy restaurants. I salute your work if you keep your restaurant clean a health inspector is never your enemy.
No crying in the walken!
It’s the only place to chill your champonya.

As someone who’s worked restaurants/catering, I thank you for your service. We’d all have salmonella at the least if it wasn’t for you. You’re hated on the job only by people handling their kitchen poorly, you go.
I don’t dislike health inspectors. Thanks for your work!
Why the fuck would you ever be sorry? Restaurant kitchens ought to be clean.
I would love to be an inspector.
Ah yes that would go perfectly with my Susan Sarandonwrap
Anyone who dislikes inspectors has a filthy walkin. Thank you for your service!
Once I worked at a sports program camp. All the kids got sick one day in the first week. We were all pretty sure that one of the kids had given everyone something but called the inspector to check to make sure it wasn’t the food. That man was so helpful, talked to the councillors about how to keep the common spaces clean so it didn’t spread. Helped us figure out the best way to feed these kids and not contaminate everyone and everything. (It was not the food, it was the germs brought in by kids from across the country)
Nah man. I think most of us appreciate you. We’re not looking to cut corners here. If I’m fucking up, I want to know how.
Aww. Thank you so much everyone for the love. <3 Really brightened my night after a rough day.
I’m reading every comment in Walken’s voice! Nobody can stop me!
Code blue. H.I. is here. Cups away. Fresh sani.
Anyone who is upset at health inspectors runs a shitty restaurant. I am sure there are some inspectors out there that abuse their powers, but I have never met them, and all I know just want you to run a tidy place.
I prefer to use the Joaquin freezer myself
When my health inspector sat down for lunch after our inspections, it was better than clean plates coming back and the last ticket of the night feelings put together.
I can’t imagine the horrors you’ve seen…
Serious question – are there any rules around being able to unlock these from the inside? I’ve heard of people getting stuck and dying inside
As a head chef and manager I love when the Health Inspector comes. We do keep things pretty clean and organized, but it’s always helpful to see where we can improve. I think our health inspectors love us, at least I hope they like coming to our place.
We have a few quirky things around our restaurant like this that people always get a kick out of.
Health inspector is our friend!
This is hilarious!!
My gut biome appreciates your work. My brain appreciates the Walken cooler.
Phenomenal. I’ll be stealing this.
Is this seriously the first time you’ve seen this? I’ve been doing this since back in 2014. Now I got two on my current walkin
You can go with this or you can go with that
For the last 38.5 years I’ve worked for ” America’s Leading Marketer of Quality Foodservice Products ” ( OP knows who we are )….I’ve delivered groceries to hundreds of different restaurants..bars..hospitals..nursing homes etc..etc…
Most kitchens are filthy shit holes I wouldn’t let my dog eat at..
Pros don’t hate you. We hate our own staff
The WATCH
Dude I work pest control and all my customers want to murder the health inspector and I have to pretend like their restaurant isn’t the most vile place I’ve ever seen.
Gonna be lost in these comments – but don’t you dare apologize for doing what you’re hired for. Restaurant and food service owners are kinda obligated to be hostile towards you, but as a person who eats food, don’t apologize. Underrated / undervalued / underappreciated workers are the backbone of our country.
Also. Ha.
Question since we were just talking about this after a strange inspection yesterday, are you a former kitchen guy? And why don’t we see more ex chefs doing the job ?
Hey, if you don’t mind me asking do you like being a health inspector? Like, is the pay good and is it a good job? I have low key always wanted to be a health inspector but I don’t even know where to begin. I don’t even know what to do or how to do it. It just seems like a really cool thing to be. I would love to be a health inspector, so if you know anything about how you would become one could you let me know?
was it at temp? was it .. cool .. enough?
We have a picture of a guy that used to work here, walking and holding a picture of Chirstopher Walken on the walk-in.
Guys name was also Christopher.
So, we have Christopher Walk-in with Christopher walking in to the walk-in.

Only shit restaurants rue the health inspector. If you do everything right, you’d welcome anyone to check your kitchen out.