I’m a health inspector (sorry everyone). This restaurant today had a Walken Cooler

by puntini

38 Comments

  1. First-Day-369

    Worked at a restaurant that had one. It covered the whole door. It was fire 🔥

  2. wicked_smiler402

    EVERYONE SCRAMBLE! LIDS! BUCKETS! DATES! THEY ARE IN THE GROUP NOW!!! GET FOH TO DISTRACT THEM HURRY!!!

  3. Prestigious-Flower54

    Don’t you ever apologize for being the front line of defense against scummy restaurants. I salute your work if you keep your restaurant clean a health inspector is never your enemy.

  4. Gloomy-Restaurant-42

    It’s the only place to chill your champonya.

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  5. metalguy91

    As someone who’s worked restaurants/catering, I thank you for your service. We’d all have salmonella at the least if it wasn’t for you. You’re hated on the job only by people handling their kitchen poorly, you go.

  6. moneybullets

    I don’t dislike health inspectors. Thanks for your work!

  7. Curious_Emu1752

    Why the fuck would you ever be sorry? Restaurant kitchens ought to be clean.

  8. GrizzlyIsland22

    Ah yes that would go perfectly with my Susan Sarandonwrap

  9. raisedbytides

    Anyone who dislikes inspectors has a filthy walkin. Thank you for your service!

  10. PeachyKeen413

    Once I worked at a sports program camp. All the kids got sick one day in the first week. We were all pretty sure that one of the kids had given everyone something but called the inspector to check to make sure it wasn’t the food. That man was so helpful, talked to the councillors about how to keep the common spaces clean so it didn’t spread. Helped us figure out the best way to feed these kids and not contaminate everyone and everything. (It was not the food, it was the germs brought in by kids from across the country)

  11. Legitimate_Cloud2215

    Nah man. I think most of us appreciate you. We’re not looking to cut corners here. If I’m fucking up, I want to know how.

  12. Aww.  Thank you so much everyone for the love. <3 Really brightened my night after a rough day.

  13. MMachine17

    I’m reading every comment in Walken’s voice! Nobody can stop me!

  14. jackatman

    Code blue. H.I. is here. Cups away.  Fresh sani.

  15. random9212

    Anyone who is upset at health inspectors runs a shitty restaurant. I am sure there are some inspectors out there that abuse their powers, but I have never met them, and all I know just want you to run a tidy place.

  16. Appropriate_Tower680

    When my health inspector sat down for lunch after our inspections, it was better than clean plates coming back and the last ticket of the night feelings put together.

    I can’t imagine the horrors you’ve seen…

  17. Meddling-Yorkie

    Serious question – are there any rules around being able to unlock these from the inside? I’ve heard of people getting stuck and dying inside

  18. Certain_Literature28

    As a head chef and manager I love when the Health Inspector comes. We do keep things pretty clean and organized, but it’s always helpful to see where we can improve. I think our health inspectors love us, at least I hope they like coming to our place.
    We have a few quirky things around our restaurant like this that people always get a kick out of.

  19. My gut biome appreciates your work. My brain appreciates the Walken cooler.

  20. Jesus-balls

    Is this seriously the first time you’ve seen this? I’ve been doing this since back in 2014. Now I got two on my current walkin

  21. xlebronjames

    You can go with this or you can go with that

  22. fr8mchine

    For the last 38.5 years I’ve worked for ” America’s Leading Marketer of Quality Foodservice Products ” ( OP knows who we are )….I’ve delivered groceries to hundreds of different restaurants..bars..hospitals..nursing homes etc..etc…
    Most kitchens are filthy shit holes I wouldn’t let my dog eat at..

  23. LordBardly

    Dude I work pest control and all my customers want to murder the health inspector and I have to pretend like their restaurant isn’t the most vile place I’ve ever seen.

  24. Dudeguenheimer

    Gonna be lost in these comments – but don’t you dare apologize for doing what you’re hired for. Restaurant and food service owners are kinda obligated to be hostile towards you, but as a person who eats food, don’t apologize. Underrated / undervalued / underappreciated workers are the backbone of our country.

    Also. Ha.

  25. hamfish11

    Question since we were just talking about this after a strange inspection yesterday, are you a former kitchen guy? And why don’t we see more ex chefs doing the job ?

  26. ZombiePenisEater

    Hey, if you don’t mind me asking do you like being a health inspector? Like, is the pay good and is it a good job? I have low key always wanted to be a health inspector but I don’t even know where to begin. I don’t even know what to do or how to do it. It just seems like a really cool thing to be. I would love to be a health inspector, so if you know anything about how you would become one could you let me know?

  27. We have a picture of a guy that used to work here, walking and holding a picture of Chirstopher Walken on the walk-in.
    Guys name was also Christopher.
    So, we have Christopher Walk-in with Christopher walking in to the walk-in.

  28. TinyPenisComeFast

    Only shit restaurants rue the health inspector. If you do everything right, you’d welcome anyone to check your kitchen out.

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