I want a hot pocket.
We have hot pockets at home.
The hot pockets at home: some assembly required 🤣
While it takes longer than a couple minutes in the microwave, this is quick and easy 😆
Chicken breast seasoned w/ "rotisserie chicken" seasoning…I saw it and thought I'd try it, it works for something simple like this…brown and add diced ham steak.
Roll out some pizza dough and spread some dijon mustard, add the meat, cheese (I used old crock smoked cheddar), and seal it up so it doesn't pop and leak.
Egg wash and bake at 500° until browned.
Cut it in half to cool so you don't burn your mouth, unless you want the full hot pocket experience then bite into it and try to breathe it cool with a mouthful 🤣
by XRPcook
14 Comments
There is no way you were drunk making this master class meal. Holy shit I am salivating.
ethereal shi
Golden Monkey!
Yea I believe you were drunk
the last time i had a hot pocket i was profoundly disappointed. this looks 1000x better then the actual thing.
They can’t still make hot pockets… and that little foil/cardboard box sleeve thing. LOL. Cmon. This is impressive nonetheless, and gives me a good idea for sourdough dough. So Thank you.
Top notch post for this subreddit. Some of these posts here could also be posted on r/shittyfoodporn but this one is legit!
Shit that’s drunk? Let’s see what you can do sober. 🤌
This looks so good I’m saving it.
SAVED! This is incredible!
Holy shit this had to slap!!
That looks really fucking delicious.
Golden Monkey one of my favorite IPAs.
It’s perfect 🤤🤤
Nice moves for a drunk bastard. Looks delicious