a rube goldberg ass event caused this when i hit a pothole…. i smelt pickle from the drivers seat and just started screaming in agony

by goosticky

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  1. _Batteries_

    Rough. Pickle juice is especially nasty to gey out too

  2. ghostride_thenips

    oh that’s gonna smell for a WHILE 🙁

  3. Revolutionary_Sir_

    if you didnt want us to laugh you wouldnt have said “rube goldberg ass event”

  4. In_Unfunky_Time

    Sucks but vinegar so at least it’s watery AND (despite sugar) somewhat of a weak disinfectant.

    At least it’s not tahini — now THAT is a HELLUVA mess. 😱😂

  5. HorrorLettuce379

    Smoke your pot guys, don’t make holes in it.

  6. Prestigious-Flower54

    TL;DR:I once spilled a 5 gallon bucket of chicken wing soup(that I made) in the back seat of my jeep liberty.

    Let me tell you the story. I worked for a guy that owned a banquet hall/live music/night club venue(yeah this place was a lot the building used to be an 84 lumber it was huge) and a dinner that where about 200 yards from each. I was doing prep for a wedding at the bigger place and was making chicken wing soup for the diner, when I was done I had about 4.5 gallons of soup in a pickle bucket that I loaded into the back seat of my jeep liberty to take over to the diner. I pulled out of restaurant A no problem but when I pulled into restaurant B’s lot one minute later, the soup tipped on the turn and the lid popped off. I spent the next hour scraping soup out of my jeep and three hours the next day taking the seats out so I could properly clean it.

  7. steel_dejones

    Would love to see that scream from the driver facing dashcam ngl

  8. bromeranian

    Just put this picture on the unit, so when the “What the hell is that smell?!” hits in summer you Remember.

  9. ChichisdeGata

    You driving on a public street and not having the pickles secured properly actually caused this. Not the event. Just saying.

  10. This-Unit-1954

    Did that with 4 gallons of hot charro beans in the back of my car. It shorted out my power seats and I had to take all the carpet out it was so bad

  11. Something_Else_2112

    A neighbor friend of mine when I was a teen, told me of his car accident story. His mom had just finished jarring pickles with her mother at granny’s house and they were on the way home with half the goods. Their station wagon got broadsided by a really long coal train and dragged a quarter mile. All my friend remembered was metal crunching noises and pickles flying everywhere!

  12. Everyone in r/pickles is losing their minds rn.

  13. Worst I had was when some dumb twat who had a red light didn’t stop and turned into my lane. I hit the brakes and nearly locked up my tires. Something fell off a shelf and hit the fryer oil container, knocking it over and dislodging the lid. I noticed about a minute later when the oil puddle finally made its way up to the front.

  14. snax_on_deck

    Once spilled wax (hash) in the backseat of my car in Florida, in the summer. Melted into the seat and despite so many detailings every summer it smelled like I had flowering plants in the backseat. Sold the car in the winter in Minnesota

  15. professionally-baked

    I’ll take them, no questions asked

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