Every time I break a yoke, a piece of me dies with it.
hellaba6
egg
tatojah
“Yeah that’s Kevin, the owner’s son. I don’t think he’s ever worked a kitchen in his life, but the dad insists we show him the ropes. He’s a bit odd though, so nobody trusts him with knives. Yeah we made him work only breakfast/brunch shifts because he’s a liability at dinner shifts. I was worried he’d be annoyed at it but he loves cracking eggs, so we just made him an egg station. No we pretty much only serve scrambled eggs, but he’s gotten really good at it so we just cheer him on. The rest of the staff has taken to call him eggboy because he’s fat. I thought it was mean at first but the kid loves it, I don’t think he knows it has nothing to do with his station. Anyway just don’t share your coke with him”
O8ee
That’s like a grand at this point
MeanMelissa74
He is going to grow up and say I am the egg man
ClockworkChristmas
Griddle lads only who up at 5am serving trash steak and eggs
edfitz83
I’d love to cook an egg that doesn’t stick to the pan.
LuTemba55
He is the Eggman. He has the master plan.
app_generated_name
“Egg Man” from the Beastie Boys comes to mind.
DodgyRogue
It is honest and eggcellent!
CarefulFun420
Cooking an egg perfectly can be hard
CarefulFun420
I’m the egg man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Legitimate_Cloud2215
“eggboy” NEEDS a flat top!
Exact_Instance2684
Honest work…but it’s not honest your picture.
Reasonable_Oil_2765
Eggboy is a good, and loving nickname. I’m sure your colleagues like and appreciate you.
Mctinyy
Anyone else get a little stressed looking at this now with egg prices? If that shit burns… ooofda!
Started out in a kitchen as the prep bitch. My knife skills now are unmatched.
professor_doom
I’ve done all the stations, but I think my favorite thing to do is just post up in front of a flattop with my little griddle spatula and some spray and just fuck around for hours with eggs during the morning shift. Just moving shit around and making it happen. It’s almost zen.
uid_0
WTF. Is he deep-frying those bad boys?
YKINMKBYKIOK
That picture is like $200 in eggs.
gardenofthenight
I used to fry eggs for all of Lincoln Prison. All had to be served at once. I can’t do one at home without splitting a yolk these days.
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[Earn your freedom Eggboy](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2763670/Arctic_Eggs/)!
Every time I break a yoke, a piece of me dies with it.
egg
“Yeah that’s Kevin, the owner’s son. I don’t think he’s ever worked a kitchen in his life, but the dad insists we show him the ropes. He’s a bit odd though, so nobody trusts him with knives. Yeah we made him work only breakfast/brunch shifts because he’s a liability at dinner shifts. I was worried he’d be annoyed at it but he loves cracking eggs, so we just made him an egg station. No we pretty much only serve scrambled eggs, but he’s gotten really good at it so we just cheer him on. The rest of the staff has taken to call him eggboy because he’s fat. I thought it was mean at first but the kid loves it, I don’t think he knows it has nothing to do with his station. Anyway just don’t share your coke with him”
That’s like a grand at this point
He is going to grow up and say I am the egg man
Griddle lads only who up at 5am serving trash steak and eggs
I’d love to cook an egg that doesn’t stick to the pan.
He is the Eggman. He has the master plan.
“Egg Man” from the Beastie Boys comes to mind.
It is honest and eggcellent!
Cooking an egg perfectly can be hard
I’m the egg man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
“eggboy” NEEDS a flat top!
Honest work…but it’s not honest your picture.
Eggboy is a good, and loving nickname. I’m sure your colleagues like and appreciate you.
Anyone else get a little stressed looking at this now with egg prices? If that shit burns… ooofda!
That’s like $100 worth of eggs right there
[This is pretty much what I think of now](https://i.imgur.com/i8yyMs5.png)
Started out in a kitchen as the prep bitch. My knife skills now are unmatched.
I’ve done all the stations, but I think my favorite thing to do is just post up in front of a flattop with my little griddle spatula and some spray and just fuck around for hours with eggs during the morning shift. Just moving shit around and making it happen. It’s almost zen.
WTF. Is he deep-frying those bad boys?
That picture is like $200 in eggs.
I used to fry eggs for all of Lincoln Prison. All had to be served at once. I can’t do one at home without splitting a yolk these days.