“I’ll cook burgers in the oven so they don’t fall apart when I flip them.” “I did season them. Garlic powder and onion powder.” “I thought you weren’t supposed to add seasoning to meat when it was raw.”
Ooooof.
by chitzk0i
27 Comments
taigaoasis
Mmmmmm I love my pile of poop with extra sawdust
Blooky_44
Are you sure?
Boggy_Creek_Creature
People who bake burgers on a pan in the oven should be jailed.
ThisIsNotTex
I thought this was a toad with sand on it’s back
Ingenrollsroyce
Where are the burgers?
Unusual_Sandwich_484
He sure did
lilmxfi
That burger is drier than Ben Shapiro’s wife, grainier than Kansas, and more shriveled than a nervous Sharpei’s butthole. Your brother has the world’s most awful talent with how he managed to cook this and I’m equal parts horrified and impressed.
Bhole_Prolapser
everything about this is wrong
S_T_O_N_E_R
No your brother thinks he made burgers.
DadVap
This looks like a turd covered in sand.
Responsible-Summer-4
Your brother needs help.
Onemoreangel
Turdburgs
Lost-Negotiation8090
I beg to differ
Supper_Champion
You don’t want to add salt to raw ground meats, as you’ll end up with a tighter, more sausage-like texture. But non-salt slices are fine. Tell him that for me. And then also tell him to salt the patties just before he cooks them.
BahaIsBeast
So much garlic powder…
zcomstar
With sawdust on it?
Haunting_Try8071
Errr… is it cooked yet?
Great-Environment-35
What’s that on top? Kief?
The_Illa_Vanilla
Termite shit
sneakyplanner
This image is so dry it makes me thirsty.
0bxyz
Where?
Dorkinfo
No he didn’t.
rdldr1
Not a smash burger but a rash burger.
PfedrikTheChawg
This raised more questions than it did disgust me. For starters, what the hell is he doing to burgers that’s makes them fall apart?
27 Comments
Mmmmmm I love my pile of poop with extra sawdust
Are you sure?
People who bake burgers on a pan in the oven should be jailed.
I thought this was a toad with sand on it’s back
Where are the burgers?
He sure did
That burger is drier than Ben Shapiro’s wife, grainier than Kansas, and more shriveled than a nervous Sharpei’s butthole. Your brother has the world’s most awful talent with how he managed to cook this and I’m equal parts horrified and impressed.
everything about this is wrong
No your brother thinks he made burgers.
This looks like a turd covered in sand.
Your brother needs help.
Turdburgs
I beg to differ
You don’t want to add salt to raw ground meats, as you’ll end up with a tighter, more sausage-like texture. But non-salt slices are fine. Tell him that for me. And then also tell him to salt the patties just before he cooks them.
So much garlic powder…
With sawdust on it?
Errr… is it cooked yet?
What’s that on top? Kief?
Termite shit
This image is so dry it makes me thirsty.
Where?
No he didn’t.
Not a smash burger but a rash burger.
This raised more questions than it did disgust me. For starters, what the hell is he doing to burgers that’s makes them fall apart?
Oh dear.. 🤣
First time cooking?