My vegan take on a traditional none pizza left beef

by rakuu

20 Comments

  1. CarpetsManyTurtles

    Are you okay? My dms are a safe space 

  2. mmmmpisghetti

    They make vegan “mozzarella cheese”. I know this because I had some rejected by a grocery warehouse in Washington state (crushed boxes) and I got on the local subreddit and found a guy to take all 5 cases so I didn’t have to throw it away. He said his wife and daughter are vegan and they were super happy to get it.

    So anyway, there’s vegan cheese. You have no excuse for this.

  3. GuyFromLI747

    Come on bro … it could have been distributed better and shit some daiya cheese would have made it edible … you deserve 30 days in the hole for this crime against vegans

  4. Expression-Little

    Couldn’t you just fold it to make a calzone?

  5. absolutebeginners

    Lots of ignorant people in the comments!

  6. bumberbuggles

    Why are you doing that? There’s lots of vegan options. Why are you doing that? Why are you trying to hurt pizzas feelings?

  7. Everybody else is missing the point. While you have achieved Left Beef, you have failed the initial task of None Pizza by having sauce on your pizza.

    This is why you are guilty of a crime.

  8. justice-for-tuvix

    None pizza with left beef has its own Wikipedia article, for anyone not in the know.

  9. irritated_aeronaut

    Damn this is a throwback, that meme can vote

  10. AsleepInteraction882

    Wait if this is a vegan take why is there beef? I thought they were falafel.

    Needs more ingredients, like cheese or a replacement of that… you can’t just leave half of it empty. This is a crime and a pizza is suffering.

  11. AnxiousTuxedoBird

    It’s called none pizza left beef cause there’s no sauce

  12. lift_heavy64

    Petty misdemeanor. None pizza means none sauce.

  13. ButterflySpecial6324

    They make vegan cheese. Not bad either. I make vegan pizza all the time. This ain’t it bro.

  14. CapCapital

    Why did you put sauce? This is a disgrace to None Pizza Left Beef’s™ legacy.

  15. AngryTrucker

    Vegan pizza? Crime. Fucking up the meme? Worse crime.

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