A literal hot dog in the pork rice I was served on a United Airlines flight.

by pengweather

38 Comments

  1. filthy_casual_42

    Hey it probably tastes better than a metaphorical hot dog

  2. HotTakesBeyond

    Cut it up a little more, add a slice of spam, an egg, and a dash of furikake

    Boom the dirty L+L special

  3. Tyrant2033

    Hey buddy better than what they’re serving here in johnsonhannahville.

    Abstract cold cat in beef couscous served on a Separated Seacircles swim.

  4. GoatCovfefe

    I’ve seen hotdogs and rice so much on this sub, I’m starting to think it must be a normal meal somewhere.

    Edit: well dang, when I was broke and had struggle meals, I couldn’t afford hot dogs *and* rice.

  5. YoureSpecial

    Was it an all-beef hotdog? If not, then pipe down and “enjoy” the “pork” that’s in that weenie.

  6. Good-Caterpillar4791

    The rice looks “porridge” like af, is it even cooked.

  7. We all get presented a ‘surprise sausage’ at one time or another.

  8. pocketMagician

    I love the mix of cooking advice, horror and absolute shade at a perfectly normal meal.

    Begone thot, here be people who put mayonnaise on their ice cream.

  9. drunk_by_mojito

    Why is it a hot dog and not just a sausage in USian culture? In Europe it’s only a hot dog if it’s in a soft bun.

  10. SubstantialAnt7735

    Honestly it seems better than the usual “southwest chicken enchilada” or whatever they normally give you

  11. Dry-Cod4297

    Did you seriously expect more from United Airlines?

  12. SkinheadBootParty

    Looks like food i had when I was in county.

  13. CVSaporito

    Buy a better ticket, an extra $4k is worth not ge

  14. CementCrack

    Recently went on a trip that required almost 55 total hours of travel time there and back all up for the entire trip. The airplane food was horrendous, much worse than I remember from having done almost this exact trip twice before nearly a decade ago (not like the food was “good” then either but it wasnt nearly inedible and the service was much more frequent and better). I was so hungry by the time they served it that I did not care, ate it all, complained to my SO the entire time lol. I hate flying now, especially as somebody 6 foot +

  15. CynicallyCyn

    Always order vegetarian on planes. The meals are superior.

  16. KingsFan96

    I eat chili, rice with a chopped up hot dog all the time for lunch or dinner.

  17. StashuJakowski1

    Well, based on my recent trip to Brazil, a pork hotdog is technically a pork sausage. It was pretty much a staple for breakfast, sliced pork sausage (pork hotdog) simmered in a tomato sauce.

  18. Could be worse I flew Sky Airlines from Miami to Lima last may and they had nothing but $3 bags of chips and candy bars…

  19. urban_thirst

    This is exactly what cheap takeout looks like in China. Complete with the sad pork hotdog.

  20. WinJaded5288

    But those 100% bamboo chopsticks make up for it.

  21. dtwhitecp

    I’m trying to figure out where the hell you were flying that made them serve this. Philippines?

    (also, thanks for being a fucking legend. Non Bay Area people should check your post history)

  22. theFormerRelic

    I love thinking that OP was so irritated that they paid or the airplane wifi just to post this

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