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by EL-CHUPACABRA

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  1. Crankenstein_8000

    Hey man, some people want a Charlie Brown-themed wedding

  2. Crankenstein_8000

    The leaning tower of Fruit and Frosting.

  3. Sufficient-Berry-827

    Probably made from box mix, too. 😬

  4. __Banana_Hammock__

    Was the inspiration toilet paper and baby poop?

  5. TreacleFit3847

    My little brother could do better than that

  6. TheAesirHog

    You know that amateur cake baking show where they all come out looking, well.. like this?

  7. Gloomy-Restaurant-42

    FYI: it’s $900 Canadian, which is about $630 USD, so if you’re in the US, this cake is only overpriced by $600, not $850.

  8. Looks like someone didn’t put their supports in properly.

  9. LastScoobySnack

    Would actually be a neat idea if it was homemade.

    Spending $900 on any cake is some money burning a hole in your pocket behavior.

  10. LifeguardSecret6760

    It’s supposed to look like doodoo?

  11. angelcat00

    Oh god, I just realized those blobs are supposed to be leaves.

    I thought it was one of those rustic scraped icing designs with slices of dried fruit showing through at first and didn’t see why people were saying it was so awful apart from the lean. But no, they just sort of smeared globs of dye on it, didn’t they? I fully get the outrage now.

  12. DasHexxchen

    I wouldn’t want to force my scat kink on my wedding guest, but well not my wedding.

  13. bearbackpackbird

    Looks like they smeared shit all over it

  14. Alphafluffy101

    ![gif](giphy|114TR6s70579NC)

    Close enough ✨

  15. vyrus2021

    This looks like Cartman’s poop swatches from his revenge business.

  16. OldieButNotMoldy

    Seeing what you wanted and seeing this, OMG! How could they even think this was ok?

  17. skittles2pt0

    I hope that marriage doesn’t go the way the cake did

  18. Wow the colors exactly match the shit swatches Cartman shows Butters. Impressive if that was the goal

  19. vonnegutfan2

    Almost looks like a Dr. Suess cake, but it is nothing like the pictures and for them to even try to defend this is hysterical. I mean I would include a picture of this in you wedding album for a laugh, later in life.

  20. Impossible-Dark7044

    Somebody dropped that cake and “put it back together”. Poorly and hurriedly

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