You know that’s exactly what they expect
You know that's exactly what they expect
byu/Wendell_wsa inKitchenConfidential
by Wendell_wsa
You know that’s exactly what they expect
You know that's exactly what they expect
byu/Wendell_wsa inKitchenConfidential
by Wendell_wsa
14 Comments
😂 fkn splits
my line, when i was bartending, was (in a hushed tone and fake smile) me too. he liked me so much, he hired me and trusts me with thousands of dollars on a nightly basis.
I’ve worked for a few family owned businesses and it’s hilarious. “I’m a good friend of ____and he always gives me a deal” he passed away 6 months ago. Or watching one of the family members get that is always good for a chuckle.
this makes me afraid to ever go to a restaurant i know the owner of again
I worked at a place owned by (and named for) a guy who had a man’s first name, and a woman’s first name as his last name. So people would come in and say “oh yeah we’re friends of James and Cheryl” when his full name was something like James Cheryl. In a tourist town.
Nice try buddy, here’s your table right next to the entrance.
My work’s name is based on a nickname of the owner’s name that she doesn’t ever go by. So if her name was Katherine, it’s called Kat’s and she only every goes by Katherine or Katie. So it always gave me a chuckle when people would come in and say they know “Kat”, because it always gave away the fact they did not actually know her.
Customer: I know the owner.
Me: OMG, you know Bob?!
Customer: Yeah, I have his number too.
Me: Well the owner’s name is Will, so you might be at the wrong place.
The best ones are the times customers say this while they are actually talking to the owner! Post covid our chef/owner has been back in the kitchen full time and usually answers the phone before foh arrive, I swear this happens every couple of weeks.
“but I know John…” – ” Who the fuck is John?” – “You know; the _owner of the business_?!” – “Yeah, I’ve worked here for 3 years and I have no idea who _John _ is; so as I said; that’s £12.95!” – “Wait till I tell John about this!” – “I will, but in the meantime that’s £12.95 or GTFO!”
I had the privledge of witnessing a customer say that to the owner of my venue, who then proceeded to make fun of him infront of his friends who all began laughing and making fun of the guy aswell.
Funnily enough the customer took it well and is now a regular who doesnt try to pull that shit anymore.
550 Pizzeria?
Masterpiece
Gotdam
Where I live they just hook me up with free shit sometimes without the performance but then again I’m not telling the employees it just happens.