Looks like they stuck wet rags on the side of the cake
Otherwise-Mango2732
Lol I genuinely thought it was a novelty toilet paper/💩 cake. Super well executed lol
CriticalEngineering
Where the fuck were the dowels?
meatsntreats
I’ve had to fix cakes like this at weddings after the baker was long gone.
Jagasaur
Like a stoned toddler was given a box of “Earth” acrylics and told to go crazy while they held the backside for support.
Seabass_Says
Reminds me of the south park episode with cartman’s poop splotching business 😂
breadboy_42069
$900 and no ramp?
DogewithHat
Looks more like a cake art piece than an actual cake
chrsmndr
I mean, it’s not really holding anything up at this point…..
juliananan
It’s almost a ramp.
Bootsie_Batman
Reminds me of the South Park episode where cartman has a parent revenge service and it’s just smearing different colored poops on the walls.
Sprengles
One of the comments from the original thread:
“We got fuss cupcakes for our wedding last year. Looked great, tasted ok.
They used sooooo much green dye in the icing it dyed everyone’s teeth horrifyingly green, and dyed everyone’s poop green for days”
krellx6
Parental Revenge Center of Western America must be doing really well to branch out to the cake business.
contentlove
That is very…wow. From the Leaning Tower of Cake vibe to the “let’s try something that looks like different paint samples on a wall” icing design choice, it’s certainly, um, unexpected as a wedding cake offering.
Now…does it beat The Ramp? Nah. The Ramp took special SPECIAL talent.
Depressiond3n
Toilet paper tower?
Asshole-not-scumbag
The leaning tower of Jackson Pooplic
PerfectIllustrator76
Most can only dream of being on as much cocaine as the creator of this cake
Dapper-Negotiation59
Is… Is the ramp behind it? I’ll only pay that much for ramps
HarryHood146
It looks like Cartmans poop swatches.
diogenessexychicken
Ive brought many a tall ass several thousand dollar cakes to wedding venues and when you ask where the fridge is they look at you like your stupid. Then they get pissy and complain their cake was falling apart when they cut it 6 hours later that night after it sat in a warm closet. Obviously this could be a different situation but even with dowels a cake like this isnt lasting long in a warm room.
Edit: this situation is indeed different and its 100% on the bakery.
Cynthiasmom
A cake that turns into a ramp as the night progresses? Priceless
NotYourMutha
Obviously the bride did not research the work of that baker.
heddingite1
Is it supposed to be that perfectly straight and level?
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Looks like they stuck wet rags on the side of the cake
Lol I genuinely thought it was a novelty toilet paper/💩 cake. Super well executed lol
Where the fuck were the dowels?
I’ve had to fix cakes like this at weddings after the baker was long gone.
Like a stoned toddler was given a box of “Earth” acrylics and told to go crazy while they held the backside for support.
Reminds me of the south park episode with cartman’s poop splotching business 😂
$900 and no ramp?
Looks more like a cake art piece than an actual cake
I mean, it’s not really holding anything up at this point…..
It’s almost a ramp.
Reminds me of the South Park episode where cartman has a parent revenge service and it’s just smearing different colored poops on the walls.
One of the comments from the original thread:
“We got fuss cupcakes for our wedding last year. Looked great, tasted ok.
They used sooooo much green dye in the icing it dyed everyone’s teeth horrifyingly green, and dyed everyone’s poop green for days”
Parental Revenge Center of Western America must be doing really well to branch out to the cake business.
That is very…wow. From the Leaning Tower of Cake vibe to the “let’s try something that looks like different paint samples on a wall” icing design choice, it’s certainly, um, unexpected as a wedding cake offering.
Now…does it beat The Ramp? Nah. The Ramp took special SPECIAL talent.
Toilet paper tower?
The leaning tower of Jackson Pooplic
Most can only dream of being on as much cocaine as the creator of this cake
Is… Is the ramp behind it? I’ll only pay that much for ramps
It looks like Cartmans poop swatches.
Ive brought many a tall ass several thousand dollar cakes to wedding venues and when you ask where the fridge is they look at you like your stupid. Then they get pissy and complain their cake was falling apart when they cut it 6 hours later that night after it sat in a warm closet. Obviously this could be a different situation but even with dowels a cake like this isnt lasting long in a warm room.
Edit: this situation is indeed different and its 100% on the bakery.
A cake that turns into a ramp as the night progresses? Priceless
Obviously the bride did not research the work of that baker.
Is it supposed to be that perfectly straight and level?
Leaning tower of no refunds
Looks like Mr. Hankey kissed it a few times.
I’m not even sure how the $900 cake holds up.