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Not one I received but they make this in my town
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Not one I received but they make this in my town


Not one I received but they make this in my town

by LoveKoenmaG

21 Comments

  1. i_am_a_shoe

    how fuckin stoned are they up there in Asheville?

  2. h2opolopunk

    This definitely requires a motion for discovery.

  4. No_Consideration_339

    Worst Pizza I’ve ever had in my life was in Asheville.

  5. TikiJeff

    All those things would be good on a salad, but not on a pizza. That’s a waste of a good crust.

  6. Injvn

    Y’all are fuckin cowards. It’s busy, but I would destroy that.

    Not a crime.

  10. Milehighcarson

    Not guilty! I’d absolutely smash this fucked up meat dessert pizza

  11. rjflesher

    Wow, even Macy’s Place ( Buffalo, NY) would never, and they have some unusual pizzas.

  12. MyMommaHatesYou

    This is puzzacide. Someone needs to be locked up.

  13. Sapper501

    This looks horrible. It’s like they’re trying to compensate for their lack of culinary prowess with *more sugar*.

  14. Any-Employer-826

    Build a new jail and put these fuckers in the mortar! …..not under it!.. not in it!…. not after breakfast!… But in the Fucken Mortar! This also qualifies as a crime against humanity! 😡🤬😡🤬😡 what’s in the Damn water over there in Yahoo Vill?

  16. Huggabroomstik

    Lol. I was just about to post this! A true pizza felony. Lock it up and throw away the key!

  20. Dear_Tangerine444

    That’s not only a pizza crime but a crime against the English language.

    >Raspberry mascarpone dollops, Cayenne Candied Bacon…

    I mean, that’s just food words smashed together. 😬

  21. Low_Wall_7828

    Bragging about eating that pizza is the equivalent of finishing last place in fantasy football and having to publicly humiliate yourself.

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