Diced onion at Loveland Ski is a jump scare

by sVMDOOM

31 Comments

  1. AmbassadorSad1157

    Did they throw them across the room and hope they landed near the sandwich. And the knife skills on the dice….

  2. AnimusFlux

    My first food service job had me slinging hot dogs at a ski park when I was 14 years old (I don’t understand how that was legal either). The elegant simplicity of a fully loaded hot dog in the desolate mountain snow was really something, and to this day I’m fond of a good dog.

    But honestly, ZERO SAUCE and no toppings but onion!? This photo is downright challenging – not gonna lie.

  3. Equivalent-Fan-1362

    im confused on how youll ever get an outer ring intact when dicing lmfao

  4. Withabaseballbattt

    Holy shit Hellen Keller cut that or what

  5. shootermac32

    They must have a lifty in there subbing for the night.

  6. wemustburncarthage

    I love how dice just means any kind of cut now. Doesn’t matter if it’s a ragged triangle, it’s still a dice.

  7. AkuTheNiceGuy

    Waiter I asked for my onions ripped and slightly chewed and this is perfect

  8. AbsolutlyN0thin

    They playing fruit ninja irl with the onions. Not bad considering

  9. Puggleofchaos

    Hey! Seem like you cut that onion with Wyatt! Wyatt is an old knife where a chef years ago put his name in it. That knife is so dull that anything cut by it returns to its default state! Honestly it’s a SCP at this point but so useless the foundation doesn’t care!

  10. CodyHBKfan23

    Even before I learned how to dice an onion, I never managed to do it that poorly. Damn, son. Lol

  11. genericjeesus

    Everythings a dice with enough imagination

  12. OverAssistance6236

    Must’ve been a typo on the menu, because clearly they meant to write “butchered onion”

  13. Chandra-huuuugggs

    I mean some of it is diced— I guess. But man that knife could use some sharpening

  14. Shadowed_phoenix

    Is this some kind of new technique we haven’t seen before?

  15. CongregationOfFoxes

    you can’t use these horribly chopped onions to mask your insane hotdog order

  16. Bet that cost like $30 too if it was at a ski resort

  17. SwifferShitSniffer

    I told you to stay out of my lunchbox

  18. I’m actually impressed at the variety of sizes involved.

  19. Classic-Stand9906

    They should stop dicing onions with a prison shiv

  20. M13Calvin

    It’s a local ski hill… and they have a condiment station. It’s not a Michelin star restaurant. This is exactly what I want and expect ordering a hot dog at Loveland

  21. Double_Jackfruit_491

    My wife hates onions lmfao this her personal hell

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