Not my picture, I haven't been in awhile. Just wanted some opinions. Is it doing the time?

by Sammy_Socrates

29 Comments

  1. justwastedsometimes

    This hardly qualifies as pizza. The main cheese needs to at one time have melted. It’s more like pizza bread with cold cheese.

    (Obvious exception for Parmesan.)

  2. zynnopsis

    At first i thought it was mustard on the right

  3. RentBoy-Kef

    Almost like making a lunchable when you were a kid… I wouldn’t say a crime… maybe some parole. Cheese is good at refrigerator temp.

  4. iliketoeatfunyuns

    Lord, forgive them. For they know not what they do.

  5. Numerous-Ad2571

    I’m not from the area, but Mary’s Pizza over in the eastern Ohio area does that. Theirs melts though from the heat and is a very unique pizza flavor, especially their sauce. Never had anything quite like it before. It’s pretty good when done right.

  6. HappyKadaver666

    I’m weird about unmelted cheese – this is a terrible, terrible crime

  7. beeryee34

    We had a spot like this where I grew up. The place was open until 3 am on the weekends and would be filled with people drunk off their ass lol cold cheese pizza is incredible after a night out especially when some of the cold cheese melts. Incredible drunk food

  8. hekatestoadie

    I think it depends on the toppings, to be honest.

  9. Well hey there neighbor.

    Oh boy here we go again with everyone seeing Beto’s pizza! At least it isn’t that Altoona style war crime.

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  11. BustyCelebLover

    This is a beloved regional thing to some, it would be wrong to persecute based on outsider influence.

  12. Wolfotashiwa

    It looks like the peppers are trying to get away

  13. key1234567

    In Mexico this reminds me of offenders who put unmelted cheese in their quesadillas. We call it El Crimen.

  14. MrKnowitAll1220

    That looks like diarrhea about to happen.

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