Show us your kitchen mascots! We have to make our own around here. This one is retired but living the good life above the hood
Show us your kitchen mascots! We have to make our own around here. This one is retired but living the good life above the hood
by Triphazzardkc
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foxontherox
Hamburger Helper is done helping.
Raaazzle
Hamburger Fuck You
Maleficent_Whole5369
We had gotten a massive squash in one time. I carved a face on it & deemed it the Gourd Lord. He sat on a shelf watching the kitchen, his reign lasted a few days
d_zeen
One of the dudes in our kitchen wears a fake rat on his shoulder as some dumb ratatouille reference…
He’s annoying AF
bleeper21
You ever see the diagram of the Hamburger Helper guys skeleton? You’d remember if you did, it’s haunting.
lavenderewe
Uncanny
Butthurt_reddit_mod
Someone needs to to make a doughman with a blown out asshole and call it The Pillburying HoBoy
psychoticdream
Got a kung fu panda Po figure hanging on one of the shelves on the line because one of the cooks was chubby like that.
seamless39
We have a T-Rex figure from Walmart, found it way up on Mt. Rainier.. I tried shooting in the face multiple times with multiple different rounds and its practically bulletproof, now if we ever get robbed im gonna grab the t-rex and shove it in my bra
solosaulo
sadly enough, in cooking school. the first class i was in: we called it the melting pot. due to the prof emphasizing that were all from different cultures, and each student taking pride in what we are able to to do, culturally. even the white guys. everybody in that group was hyped up about international cuisine. the prof loved asian and indian food, and he really fostered this concept. so one white guy in the class deemed us as the melting pot. all different fusion cuisines and backgrounds. yet we are all in this cooking school journey together.
i actually switched groups, from that group into another due to government reasons. i realized that that older group was tight knit. and they even hung out with each other after ‘work’. and got to know each other really well. but now that i went into day group, we still have got know mascot group name. and i know it is NECESSARY, since our plaque has got to be on the wall. like hanging in the hallways. we still got no name, it is almost honourary in my school.
so far, my group does not have it. there been has some egos and rivalries. yet at the same time, some of us have made bonds. im asian anglophone so i can communicate and relate to the asian other students. annd partially speak their language, i can relate to other immigrants, and filipinos, and the anglo italian and greeks. since im born here.
but we still got to name to our group. INTERRACIAL CONFLICT is our name. as its seem intercultural tempers start to flare.
so from the melting pot from the other group, to this, our group of 20 is doomed, lots of ppl dont like each other. were not gonna have a unfied group name for all of us. as a cohesive group.
Puggleofchaos
Hamburger helpless! His catchphrase is the multiply uttered phrase of the line I work on! “Get Fucked”. We are simple people and our salute is the middle finger! 86 Hopes and Dreams!
Backforthepeople
Il have to take one of ours tomorrow. Found a tiny tiny russet in the bag and gave it to my lead line cook and said “here, it’s an emotional support potato” we laughed and he stuck it up next to the expo out of the way. I’ll bet it’s only got a few days left before we have to throw it away but it’s like a jar of dirt…it helps
Equivalent-Fan-1362
Cant tell if it’s frosty the snowman or hamburger helper. Please God let there be a world where hamburger helper merch is available.
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Hamburger Helper is done helping.
Hamburger Fuck You
We had gotten a massive squash in one time. I carved a face on it & deemed it the Gourd Lord. He sat on a shelf watching the kitchen, his reign lasted a few days
One of the dudes in our kitchen wears a fake rat on his shoulder as some dumb ratatouille reference…
He’s annoying AF
You ever see the diagram of the Hamburger Helper guys skeleton? You’d remember if you did, it’s haunting.
Uncanny
Someone needs to to make a doughman with a blown out asshole and call it The Pillburying HoBoy
Got a kung fu panda Po figure hanging on one of the shelves on the line because one of the cooks was chubby like that.
We have a T-Rex figure from Walmart, found it way up on Mt. Rainier.. I tried shooting in the face multiple times with multiple different rounds and its practically bulletproof, now if we ever get robbed im gonna grab the t-rex and shove it in my bra
sadly enough, in cooking school. the first class i was in: we called it the melting pot. due to the prof emphasizing that were all from different cultures, and each student taking pride in what we are able to to do, culturally. even the white guys. everybody in that group was hyped up about international cuisine. the prof loved asian and indian food, and he really fostered this concept. so one white guy in the class deemed us as the melting pot. all different fusion cuisines and backgrounds. yet we are all in this cooking school journey together.
i actually switched groups, from that group into another due to government reasons. i realized that that older group was tight knit. and they even hung out with each other after ‘work’. and got to know each other really well. but now that i went into day group, we still have got know mascot group name. and i know it is NECESSARY, since our plaque has got to be on the wall. like hanging in the hallways. we still got no name, it is almost honourary in my school.
so far, my group does not have it. there been has some egos and rivalries. yet at the same time, some of us have made bonds. im asian anglophone so i can communicate and relate to the asian other students. annd partially speak their language, i can relate to other immigrants, and filipinos, and the anglo italian and greeks. since im born here.
but we still got to name to our group. INTERRACIAL CONFLICT is our name. as its seem intercultural tempers start to flare.
so from the melting pot from the other group, to this, our group of 20 is doomed, lots of ppl dont like each other. were not gonna have a unfied group name for all of us. as a cohesive group.
Hamburger helpless! His catchphrase is the multiply uttered phrase of the line I work on! “Get Fucked”. We are simple people and our salute is the middle finger! 86 Hopes and Dreams!
Il have to take one of ours tomorrow. Found a tiny tiny russet in the bag and gave it to my lead line cook and said “here, it’s an emotional support potato” we laughed and he stuck it up next to the expo out of the way. I’ll bet it’s only got a few days left before we have to throw it away but it’s like a jar of dirt…it helps
Cant tell if it’s frosty the snowman or hamburger helper. Please God let there be a world where hamburger helper merch is available.
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