I feel like that would turn a lot of people off. Very crude. Imagine sitting down and ordering a dead hooker with deez nuts LMAO.
AnyCarpenter3653
I need to see this chef’s pornhub search history
thisisntmynametoday
I’m sure the owners will encourage a harassment free environment.
LooseInvestigator510
I think it’d maybe work in reno, vegas, ie any famous casino town, and fail everywhere else.
ladygrayfox
I’d rather eat gas station sushi
bourguignon7
Straight Outta seems a little racist, no?
PickledToddler
Not gonna I’d eat a lot of this lol
MillyMichaelson77
Chicken and waffles for a ‘black’ menu item?!? YIKES hahahaha
jdolbeer
Look at us. We’re so edgy. Eat our shitty food because it’s provocative (in name only). We’re so cool.
TheMemxnto
The names of everything scream “I’m trying way too hard to be cool” but the food sounds good. Prices seem to be normal for a major city gimmick restaurant. They always have a “we’re cool” tax.
fatdiscokid420
I don’t know if this style of naming menu items has a name but I really hate it
shartonashark
Cringe.
jabbadarth
Can someone explain crab kegs?
What’s stuffed?
It reads like the tarter sauce is stuffed with crab and potatoes?
Rhodes_Warrior
I love how they completely gave up naming the desserts.
D-ouble-D-utch
ConfusedTraveler658
If you’re trying this hard I am a little skeptical of the food.
vinvin618
This place smells like sexual assault.
MetalHorseMama
This is so tacky
big-loose-bruce
Bet that workplace culture is real easygoing and normal. I’m sure the owner is super well adjusted
teefortee
I will fly out to KY to brick this places window
heyyouyouguy
8 months. Maybe 9 if they lay off (fire) everyone.
MaxMischi3f
Open sundays is some top tier shade.
DAMONSIPICH
this shit is incredibly fuckin corny lmao
Kwaashie
I hate this shit. It’s patronizing to everyone but the moron who wrote the menu
RyanBordello
This bar is for cougars, the lonely housewife who’s a “business owner” with her MLM she advertises on Facebook, frat boys and grown men that wear Affliction and Tap Out shirts
LurkinRhino
I think deviled egg flights should be a thing.
GrizzlyIsland22
I’m surprised there’s not a burger section called Hand Stuff
TazzleMcBuggins
Surprise it’s a white dude that owns the restaurant…
RainMakerJMR
This is the lunch menu at a strip club yes?
mkstot
Jake could never afford this. $30 for a whole fried chicken?!? I’m guessing a coke is $3.95. So his lunch would be $123.95 plus tip.
Edit: math
Gonzo_B
Who came up with these names? Bob Belcher?
StormOfFatRichards
If your menu makes me feel like a huge fucking idiot saying anything on it out loud, I’m not eating there
Skate_faced
Some folks think they are edgy and cool when they do up their menu design.
This is one of those times. But instead of edgy and cool, I assume that nobody in the joint washes their hands and play cup a fart during down time.
I would literally eat Arby’s over this. And I have an alright life. Kids ain’t ugly and I own my own video games, and I’d rather risk it all with horsey sauce before eating at the Hooker Murder Inn.
outclimbing
Yeah I’m…..I’m good
EnvironmentalStore63
Reminds me of the local idiot that thought he’d make a run at a bbq joint which he called “Big Smokey Butts”…. I’d say he was done and over inside a month.
chavo81
Fried green tomatoes the same price as the crab and wings??
PeopleFunnyBoy
I despise innuendo like this when it comes to food.
It’s so cheap and low brow, even if it’s supposed to be cheap food.
thevyrd
Poor judgment and bad taste
You actually WANT people to order your food, not turn their noses at these juvenile menu items.
What happens when one person makes a menu with no feedback or restraint
FalseBuddha
The guy who owns this restaurant definitely also owns an array of Oakleys.
humaninsmallskinboat
Genuinely, no jerking, if I came to a restaurant and was handed this menu I would walk out.
__Vyce
I feel sexually harassed by the menu
lumpy-jpg
Aside from the obvious issues. The crab keg’s description makes it sound like the tartar sauce is stuffed with crab and potatoes??
guiltycitizen
It certainly paints a picture of the mentality of the joint. I can picture the staff that works here… it’s a bunch of college Dudebros. The kind of fellas that have counted every shot they’ve ever taken. Or gotten alcohol poisoning and heat stroke at the same time on spring break in whatever sunny tourist trap dudebros go to these days.
MadicalRadical
I’m annoyed. It’s so dumb. I bet they just play that butterfly song on repeat and do meth by the dumpster.
Bearsandgravy
This feels gross. Like the names are unappealing, also borderline racist, and the menu doesn’t really have a good flow or theme besides *hurr durr funny names*
ronniescookielove92
Hi there folks, my name is V, are we looking for any foreplay tonight? Any side pieces? I highly recommend Deez Nuts if you’re having troubles deciding.
Wtf those poor servers.
666truemetal666
This is so embarrassing
Hungry_Kick_7881
I’m confused. They are offering an entire chicken deep fried? As a whole single piece? Or what are we talking about here. At no point in this menu did I have a fucking clue what was coming next. This is one of the most disjointed and chaotic menus I’ve ever seen in my life. In fact I am positive someone with no commercial kitchen experience could make a more coherent menu. It’s like that picture of the “charcuterie board” with the condoms, coke, gummy worms, a pipe and weed. Everyone says “the longer I look the more insane it gets” this is the same exact thing. Lord help this humans staff because that turn over is about to record setting.
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Not sitting down and ordering “Deez nuts”.
So trashy
I think this is someone’s AI dreams.
I feel like that would turn a lot of people off. Very crude. Imagine sitting down and ordering a dead hooker with deez nuts LMAO.
I need to see this chef’s pornhub search history
I’m sure the owners will encourage a harassment free environment.
I think it’d maybe work in reno, vegas, ie any famous casino town, and fail everywhere else.
I’d rather eat gas station sushi
Straight Outta seems a little racist, no?
Not gonna I’d eat a lot of this lol
Chicken and waffles for a ‘black’ menu item?!? YIKES hahahaha
Look at us. We’re so edgy. Eat our shitty food because it’s provocative (in name only). We’re so cool.
The names of everything scream “I’m trying way too hard to be cool” but the food sounds good. Prices seem to be normal for a major city gimmick restaurant. They always have a “we’re cool” tax.
I don’t know if this style of naming menu items has a name but I really hate it
Cringe.
Can someone explain crab kegs?
What’s stuffed?
It reads like the tarter sauce is stuffed with crab and potatoes?
I love how they completely gave up naming the desserts.
If you’re trying this hard I am a little skeptical of the food.
This place smells like sexual assault.
This is so tacky
Bet that workplace culture is real easygoing and normal. I’m sure the owner is super well adjusted
I will fly out to KY to brick this places window
8 months. Maybe 9 if they lay off (fire) everyone.
Open sundays is some top tier shade.
this shit is incredibly fuckin corny lmao
I hate this shit. It’s patronizing to everyone but the moron who wrote the menu
This bar is for cougars, the lonely housewife who’s a “business owner” with her MLM she advertises on Facebook, frat boys and grown men that wear Affliction and Tap Out shirts
I think deviled egg flights should be a thing.
I’m surprised there’s not a burger section called Hand Stuff
Surprise it’s a white dude that owns the restaurant…
This is the lunch menu at a strip club yes?
Jake could never afford this. $30 for a whole fried chicken?!? I’m guessing a coke is $3.95. So his lunch would be $123.95 plus tip.
Edit: math
Who came up with these names? Bob Belcher?
If your menu makes me feel like a huge fucking idiot saying anything on it out loud, I’m not eating there
Some folks think they are edgy and cool when they do up their menu design.
This is one of those times. But instead of edgy and cool, I assume that nobody in the joint washes their hands and play cup a fart during down time.
I would literally eat Arby’s over this. And I have an alright life. Kids ain’t ugly and I own my own video games, and I’d rather risk it all with horsey sauce before eating at the Hooker Murder Inn.
Yeah I’m…..I’m good
Reminds me of the local idiot that thought he’d make a run at a bbq joint which he called “Big Smokey Butts”…. I’d say he was done and over inside a month.
Fried green tomatoes the same price as the crab and wings??
I despise innuendo like this when it comes to food.
It’s so cheap and low brow, even if it’s supposed to be cheap food.
Poor judgment and bad taste
You actually WANT people to order your food, not turn their noses at these juvenile menu items.
What happens when one person makes a menu with no feedback or restraint
The guy who owns this restaurant definitely also owns an array of Oakleys.
Genuinely, no jerking, if I came to a restaurant and was handed this menu I would walk out.
I feel sexually harassed by the menu
Aside from the obvious issues. The crab keg’s description makes it sound like the tartar sauce is stuffed with crab and potatoes??
It certainly paints a picture of the mentality of the joint. I can picture the staff that works here… it’s a bunch of college Dudebros. The kind of fellas that have counted every shot they’ve ever taken. Or gotten alcohol poisoning and heat stroke at the same time on spring break in whatever sunny tourist trap dudebros go to these days.
I’m annoyed. It’s so dumb. I bet they just play that butterfly song on repeat and do meth by the dumpster.
This feels gross. Like the names are unappealing, also borderline racist, and the menu doesn’t really have a good flow or theme besides *hurr durr funny names*
Hi there folks, my name is V, are we looking for any foreplay tonight? Any side pieces? I highly recommend Deez Nuts if you’re having troubles deciding.
Wtf those poor servers.
This is so embarrassing
I’m confused. They are offering an entire chicken deep fried? As a whole single piece? Or what are we talking about here. At no point in this menu did I have a fucking clue what was coming next. This is one of the most disjointed and chaotic menus I’ve ever seen in my life. In fact I am positive someone with no commercial kitchen experience could make a more coherent menu. It’s like that picture of the “charcuterie board” with the condoms, coke, gummy worms, a pipe and weed. Everyone says “the longer I look the more insane it gets” this is the same exact thing. Lord help this humans staff because that turn over is about to record setting.