The little crab was too much. It's now on my fridge.
by Topp_of_CLE
24 Comments
meddleman
this kills the crab
LacidOnex
Rice cakes? Seriously?
CancerBee69
Oh man, there goes my plans. I was gonna jiggle on hard foods tonight.
thechilecowboy
Hahahaha! I like its eyes!
mountedpandahead
Do not use to shuck oysters like my one asshole friend / roommate
Crushed_Robot
In order to keep your knife always sharp…do not use!
ItsAWonderfulFife
This is why I was so annoyed when Japanese knives first started getting popular. I had cooks telling me they couldn’t do certain prep tasks because their knives weren’t meant for that and so they needed to borrow one of mine.
Punny_Farting_1877
Jiggling on hard food is delightful!
MightyTick01
After all that, what are you allowed to cut?
mercury2370
If they could do this for a couple hundred pages, that would be a bestseller.
Wide_Comment3081
The picture of the Tteok… What kind of ttoek is that
Ramen-Goddess
I don’t want to cut the crab too, it looks too cute
J03m0mma
That is a very long way of saying don’t do stupid shit. LOL
spacex-predator
That rice cake you’re not supposed to use the knife on, looks a lot like a person you also shouldn’t use it on… 🤷
Waihekean
It’s OK to open catering cans of tomatoes though.
Enough_Ad_9338
Wait… is rice cakes a person?
Osprey31
Do not taunt Happy Fun Knife.
Jillredhanded
I’d buy this as a frame-able print in a heartbeat, hang it in the home shop.
Sanquinity
It’s missing one: Do not scrape food off of a hard surface with the edge side.
Thechefsforge
If you wouldn’t bite it then you shouldn’t “checks notes” jiggle on hard food (cut it) 🤣
Careless-Art-7977
These illustrations are precious. My favorite is do not expose to fire and also the crab one.
JauntingJoyousJona
Nothing can stop me from jiggling on hard things that I put down my throat
Wonderful_Painter_14
If you can’t jiggle on hard foods, what’s the point of doing what we do?
theFooMart
But it doesn’t say I can’t use it as a can opener or a prybar.
24 Comments
this kills the crab
Rice cakes? Seriously?
Oh man, there goes my plans. I was gonna jiggle on hard foods tonight.
Hahahaha! I like its eyes!
Do not use to shuck oysters like my one asshole friend / roommate
In order to keep your knife always sharp…do not use!
This is why I was so annoyed when Japanese knives first started getting popular. I had cooks telling me they couldn’t do certain prep tasks because their knives weren’t meant for that and so they needed to borrow one of mine.
Jiggling on hard food is delightful!
After all that, what are you allowed to cut?
If they could do this for a couple hundred pages, that would be a bestseller.
The picture of the Tteok… What kind of ttoek is that
I don’t want to cut the crab too, it looks too cute
That is a very long way of saying don’t do stupid shit. LOL
That rice cake you’re not supposed to use the knife on, looks a lot like a person you also shouldn’t use it on… 🤷
It’s OK to open catering cans of tomatoes though.
Wait… is rice cakes a person?
Do not taunt Happy Fun Knife.
I’d buy this as a frame-able print in a heartbeat, hang it in the home shop.
It’s missing one: Do not scrape food off of a hard surface with the edge side.
If you wouldn’t bite it then you shouldn’t “checks notes” jiggle on hard food (cut it) 🤣
These illustrations are precious. My favorite is do not expose to fire and also the crab one.
Nothing can stop me from jiggling on hard things that I put down my throat
If you can’t jiggle on hard foods, what’s the point of doing what we do?
But it doesn’t say I can’t use it as a can opener or a prybar.