……Fuuuuuuck

by truffleddumbass

32 Comments

  1. alicesyndromeR

    This is what I’m talking about. Throw every dirty rag on that sumbi

  2. AloshaChosen

    If that happened tonight of all nights, I feel you

  3. thewildbeej

    We got a motherfucking exxon valdez over here!

  4. ItsHyperBro

    I once spilled 3 gallons of canola oil all over the floor an hour before I was due to clock out. An oil bottle sucks, but much more manageable

  5. Hot_Raisin6264

    I spilled 8qts of duck fat at the end of a shift

  6. Constant-Purchase858

    Grab a hotel pan and use that as your catching tray.

    Run it through dish if by chance u get a drop in there etc.

  7. Historical-Rice-2610

    Salt my friend will make that cleannup quick and easier

  8. CanoeShoes

    Pro tip. Pour the oil out of the big ass stupid box container thing into a 4 QT pitcher or cambro. I literally never free pour from those into anything. Always into a pitcher. Just makes it way easier. Also never make a mess.

  9. Known-Relationship71

    Cutting board was a strange choice. I use funnels to fill mine.

  10. ZackValenta

    As my old chef said and what I say til this day, “it wouldn’t happen any other way.”

  11. pizza_chef_

    You filling squirt bottles straight outta the jug? Put that shit in a 4 qt or 6th pan for easier pouring, more control, and less spills.

    Live and learn, grab your mop and towels and start cleaning up the mess. You’ll probably never make this mistake again.

    EDIT: your jugs are only 17.5 pounds, not the standard 35ers. Point still stands though, half of the job in the kitchen is just moving stuff from big containers to smaller ones to make your life easier.

  12. Moist-Requirement-98

    NEVER do that “one last thing” if you can help it, Murphy’s law guarantees something will happen

  13. KevonFire1

    HAHA, sucks bro, i got your first beer at the Pub when you catch up.

  14. energyinmotion

    I had something similar happen in my earlier years. Lunch cook spilled the ENTIRE jug all over the top of the reach in, all over the prepped ingredients, and all the oil seeped into down below, where I kept all the back up mise.

    I had just clocked in to start the dinner shift and he tried to weasel out of cleaning it, and the sous chef tried to get me to clean it up saying it was “no big deal.”

    I refused to clock in until it was clean, and I walked back outside and went next door to the 7-11 and got myself snacks.

    That was the first time I stood up for myself in restaurant kitchens.

    About two months after that, all the pantry cooks for AM and PM had quit entirely, so I got stuck working that station for 3 weeks with no days off at all. With some of those shifts being clopen shifts.

    I remember asking them for just one day off so I could do laundry, and they denied me. So I quit.

  15. Notasammon

    Throw a bunch of salt on that bad boy and wait, then just squeegee it into a garbage can, soap and hot water and scrub

    But yeah I feel you especially when it dribbles onto the floor

  16. kurtbrussel24

    How about 5 gallons of ranch underneath the shelf that also holds all the other heavy full cambros of sauces??

    That was fun…. also why the fuck am I making 5 gallons of ranch dressing every other day? Are people drinking this shit??

  17. doiwinaprize

    Esto es quando I sing in a baritone “AY DIOS MIIIOOOOO!”

  18. purpleisafruit2

    You closing soon? Throw yo apron on that shit right tf now and scoop it clean!

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