I know it just means one side but it made me laugh
by trebuchet_facts
17 Comments
Bare-baked-beans
Mashing the shrimps, Chef!
Diced_and_Confused
By looking you have already influenced the results.
karlnite
Mash the shrimp obviously.
JrooSk8
🤣 Got an order like this the other day…
Rigatoni with Vodka Sauce. No Vodka add Marinara.
I guess the guy was a dick anyway so he got charged extra for less. 😂 oh well!
“Hey Bro! Can I trade out my salad for a cheesecake bro?!”
Herpinheim
If you have a bar, I can see not wanting to drink on top of potatoes I guess.
GabeTheGriff
When I see weird things like this my first reaction is “Wow.” Next is asking whether or not that’s the servers doing some fancy dancy upcharge/no charge mod
reddiwhip999
They ….want the shrimp mashed?
loki_is_alive_n_well
You won’t know till you check the potatoes.
Equivalent-Fan-1362
Fuckin toast dude
vitonga
you can mash and stuff me
with no potatoes.
just saying.
Ok_Marionberry8779
This is the equivalent of a dog saying “no take! only throw!”
Fuzzy_Firefighter_51
Dyslexic KDS
DoorstepCult
I get Pickle/No Pickle **all. the. time.** I just slip em the ol’ pickle and let them figure out what to do with it.
Top-Session4955
Mashed shrimp, that’s a choice.
KenUsimi
What, are you stupid? You take a bowl. You don’t put any potatoes in it. You mash the contents of the bowl. Add cream, butter, salt, etc to taste. Continue mashing. Just think about life for a while. When it looks “done” send it. Easy. Mashed potatoes sans potatoes.
ZhugeTsuki
Now THIS looks like the 99
And they do this because it counts with two sides, and I give them shit every single time for ringing it in line that.
17 Comments
Mashing the shrimps, Chef!
By looking you have already influenced the results.
Mash the shrimp obviously.
🤣 Got an order like this the other day…
Rigatoni with Vodka Sauce. No Vodka add Marinara.
I guess the guy was a dick anyway so he got charged extra for less. 😂 oh well!
“Hey Bro! Can I trade out my salad for a cheesecake bro?!”
If you have a bar, I can see not wanting to drink on top of potatoes I guess.
When I see weird things like this my first reaction is “Wow.” Next is asking whether or not that’s the servers doing some fancy dancy upcharge/no charge mod
They ….want the shrimp mashed?
You won’t know till you check the potatoes.
Fuckin toast dude
you can mash and stuff me
with no potatoes.
just saying.
This is the equivalent of a dog saying “no take! only throw!”
Dyslexic KDS
I get Pickle/No Pickle **all. the. time.** I just slip em the ol’ pickle and let them figure out what to do with it.
Mashed shrimp, that’s a choice.
What, are you stupid? You take a bowl. You don’t put any potatoes in it. You mash the contents of the bowl. Add cream, butter, salt, etc to taste. Continue mashing. Just think about life for a while. When it looks “done” send it. Easy. Mashed potatoes sans potatoes.
Now THIS looks like the 99
And they do this because it counts with two sides, and I give them shit every single time for ringing it in line that.
mashed potadon’t