Where is the blood even coming from?! It’s all over your fingers
False-Ad4673
Drunk, check
MildlyAggravated
Been there, never gunna cut towards myself ever again. Even when drunk.
OkSky850
Red onions it is.
Prestigious-Oven3465
Always cut pre-drinking is the lesson I learned a few times. Especially onions, slippery bastards
Former-Discount4279
I was sick a few weeks ago and super tired, cut off the tip of my finger. Luckily it wasn’t deep enough to hit muscle so it’s nearly grown back.
hippooooooi
Sometime sober man sharp knife no mix
DarePatient2262
Did you still eat the onions?
karmagirl314
It’s always an onion.
Animateddollface
Oh no!! Clean it up really well and bandage it! Do you need stitches?? I can’t see the cut
honkyponkydonky
Prep sober, cook drunk. Be careful fren
OsamaTheMinister
“we have red onions at home”
No-Bat-7253
Prep while drinking. Drunk by cooking/completion. Happy and uncut you. And everybody lol. Stay safe!
Stanek___
The blood god needs his sacrifice. Stay safe though lol
DougieSenpai
Oh you poor dumb sob. Hope you’re alright
SierraDespair
It’s always onions. I bought one of those slap choppers and it’s a game changer.
whatisireading2
Flavors the onions
ToraTheDestroyer
Holy moly, you okay man?
MetalUrgency
Womp wah
777bambii
PLEASE BE CAREFUL DONT USE KNIVES WHEN INEBRIATED!
Zealousideal-Rain-82
I bet that hurt badly, onions and cuts don’t mix 😭
Zanshin_18
I never ever do this … often.
Ok_Drawer7797
Now you have to throw away the onions and clean your area. Fool
monkey_trumpets
See, this is the result that I would think would be the obvious conclusion to trying to cook while drunk. Instead people are coming up with all this fancy, complicated shit. Maybe they’re all lying.
No-Chocolate6481
Took me a good minute to figure out you weren’t fighting a guy w a knife
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Where is the blood even coming from?! It’s all over your fingers
Drunk, check
Been there, never gunna cut towards myself ever again. Even when drunk.
Red onions it is.
Always cut pre-drinking is the lesson I learned a few times. Especially onions, slippery bastards
I was sick a few weeks ago and super tired, cut off the tip of my finger. Luckily it wasn’t deep enough to hit muscle so it’s nearly grown back.
Sometime sober man sharp knife no mix
Did you still eat the onions?
It’s always an onion.
Oh no!! Clean it up really well and bandage it! Do you need stitches?? I can’t see the cut
Prep sober, cook drunk. Be careful fren
“we have red onions at home”
Prep while drinking. Drunk by cooking/completion. Happy and uncut you. And everybody lol. Stay safe!
The blood god needs his sacrifice. Stay safe though lol
Oh you poor dumb sob. Hope you’re alright
It’s always onions. I bought one of those slap choppers and it’s a game changer.
Flavors the onions
Holy moly, you okay man?
Womp wah
PLEASE BE CAREFUL DONT USE KNIVES WHEN INEBRIATED!
I bet that hurt badly, onions and cuts don’t mix 😭
I never ever do this … often.
Now you have to throw away the onions and clean your area. Fool
See, this is the result that I would think would be the obvious conclusion to trying to cook while drunk. Instead people are coming up with all this fancy, complicated shit. Maybe they’re all lying.
Took me a good minute to figure out you weren’t fighting a guy w a knife
Bloonion
Well that wasn’t very sharp