White 22 year old makes world’s beigest chicken tikka masala
It looked pretty good until I accidentally added a whole can of coconut milk. I panicked after realizing I probably needed less than a can, but it was already open. Oh well. I am too embarrassed to take this to work for lunch.
by midwesterndeathtrap
9 Comments
Fluid-Emu8982
Don’t be embarrassed. Of they ask just tell them you did homeade hibachi. Looks fire for that. Fuck people, eat food
ObjectiveSlide1116
Where is the masala color? You didn’t use turmeric??? What the hell man
Robbie1266
You’re way overthinking this. It’s food. If it tastes good that’s literally the only thing that matters
Cake_is_Great
Tomato paste, chili powder, and turmeric are your best friends in this scenario
swerve_navigator43
It just became a different curry lol probably closer to chetinad or mangalorian curry
reddit_understoodit
White guy makes white food. 🙂
bad_at_formatting
This is sooooooo interesting. Probably good, definitely not chicken Tikka masala, but interesting for sure.
I’m gonna tell you my hack for quick butter chicken: skip all the steps.
Use an instant PACKET (not jar!!!) of butter chicken masala, something like Shan masala.
1. Marinade the chicken according to the instructions on the packet, fry it in a pan. 2. Add a can of crushed tomatoes or tomato sauce. Stir it around, cook the chicken a bit. 3. Add the rest of the masala packet. Stir it around until the chicken is cooked. 4. Then add heavy cream. Done! Delicious, and also red.
loquaciousocean
I find this funny since chicken tikka masala doesn’t even have coconut milk in the recipe
9 Comments
Don’t be embarrassed. Of they ask just tell them you did homeade hibachi. Looks fire for that. Fuck people, eat food
Where is the masala color? You didn’t use turmeric??? What the hell man
You’re way overthinking this. It’s food. If it tastes good that’s literally the only thing that matters
Tomato paste, chili powder, and turmeric are your best friends in this scenario
It just became a different curry lol probably closer to chetinad or mangalorian curry
White guy makes white food. 🙂
This is sooooooo interesting. Probably good, definitely not chicken Tikka masala, but interesting for sure.
I’m gonna tell you my hack for quick butter chicken: skip all the steps.
Use an instant PACKET (not jar!!!) of butter chicken masala, something like Shan masala.
1. Marinade the chicken according to the instructions on the packet, fry it in a pan.
2. Add a can of crushed tomatoes or tomato sauce. Stir it around, cook the chicken a bit.
3. Add the rest of the masala packet. Stir it around until the chicken is cooked.
4. Then add heavy cream. Done! Delicious, and also red.
I find this funny since chicken tikka masala doesn’t even have coconut milk in the recipe
Coconut milk in chicken tikka masala?