I haven't made enough dough but tastes good and the sauce was great
by Individual_Dress_476
34 Comments
F3verfew
“Sometimes, you’ve just gotta eat the L”
pLeThOrAx
The first time is always a crime. I tried a few weeks ago. It was fully cooked but the base was white and incredibly smooth 😭. I *may* have used baking paper and I *may* have forgotten to preheated the baking sheet
UnderlordZ
Penizza
TangerineFront5090
Parchment paper will allow for a little more even browning. I do this to spread the crust it looks kinda bunchy, but if you have some plastic wrap you can lay it down and press it to the corners by hand. If the dough doesn’t get flat enough you’re just making a tomato loaf lol
igoatedyourmom
Looks like a cock
lemonsarethekey
God may forgive you but I won’t.
SocksOnHands
What is on it? A thin layer of jizz?
CPlus902
Where is the cheese? How did you get it into such a perfect L shape? What do you mean you didn’t make enough dough, there’s plenty there for a solid round pizza.
The browning peeking out from the underside looks good, though, so you clearly have potential. Try again, learn from this mistake, and make pizza!
Does anyone else admire the use of the floor of the oven? I’m interested in how the bottom looks as I’ve been looking into doing that myself (before putting it under the broiler for 1-2 minutes). I’ve already had great success with a thin tin pan on the floor of a gas oven, but the pan is dinged and not made anymore, and others I’ve tried have warped. Direct heat vs convection / radiant is the key.
Edentenza
You mean trying right? Not there yet
amoralambiguity91
You really wasted food to make this
nanfanpancam
I’m not upset at the shape that’s revolutionary. But no toppings? It’s not a pizza unless there is sauce and cheese.
jdboone42
It’s a bicep!
lmay0000
Should stop
-wumbology
This guy really puts the L in pizza
Cool-Vast679
Bros pizza is low poly😭
Greymeade
Good news! You haven’t yet made pizza for the first time, so who knows, maybe when you actually do it will be fantastic!
GPiero
Probably the saddest pizza I’ve ever seen in my life
CaptainPugwash75
Well you done fucked it right up.
AstroBearGaming
The important thing is to keep trying! It’s the only way you’ll get a full Tetris.
34 Comments
“Sometimes, you’ve just gotta eat the L”
The first time is always a crime. I tried a few weeks ago. It was fully cooked but the base was white and incredibly smooth 😭. I *may* have used baking paper and I *may* have forgotten to preheated the baking sheet
Penizza
Parchment paper will allow for a little more even browning. I do this to spread the crust it looks kinda bunchy, but if you have some plastic wrap you can lay it down and press it to the corners by hand. If the dough doesn’t get flat enough you’re just making a tomato loaf lol
Looks like a cock
God may forgive you but I won’t.
What is on it? A thin layer of jizz?
Where is the cheese? How did you get it into such a perfect L shape? What do you mean you didn’t make enough dough, there’s plenty there for a solid round pizza.
The browning peeking out from the underside looks good, though, so you clearly have potential. Try again, learn from this mistake, and make pizza!
Bracket Pizza is the best!
Why’d you do it like that though?
Oh you mean you made diczza
r/mildlypenis
I’m assuming that’s steam but where’s the cheese?
It looks like 9kg of T-Rex poop https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/rKouUuVBXB
Guilty, Guilty, Guilty!
Does anyone else admire the use of the floor of the oven? I’m interested in how the bottom looks as I’ve been looking into doing that myself (before putting it under the broiler for 1-2 minutes). I’ve already had great success with a thin tin pan on the floor of a gas oven, but the pan is dinged and not made anymore, and others I’ve tried have warped. Direct heat vs convection / radiant is the key.
You mean trying right? Not there yet
You really wasted food to make this
I’m not upset at the shape that’s revolutionary. But no toppings? It’s not a pizza unless there is sauce and cheese.
It’s a bicep!
Should stop
This guy really puts the L in pizza
Bros pizza is low poly😭
Good news! You haven’t yet made pizza for the first time, so who knows, maybe when you actually do it will be fantastic!
Probably the saddest pizza I’ve ever seen in my life
Well you done fucked it right up.
The important thing is to keep trying! It’s the only way you’ll get a full Tetris.
Ever seen one before?
Is the pizza in the room with us
There are ghosts in this Pizza
P is fine, what happened to the izza
It needs more veins.
Yikes
This looks dismal even for a first attempt lol