To the people that leave shit in the dish pit without clearing it….I hope the zipper on your jacket gets stuck and your headphones short and your charger don’t work.

by SmoothSun6676

26 Comments

  1. I have a server like this where I work. Every time she does this I have to resist the urge to sucker punch her in the cervix,

  2. faithamor1337

    I’ve never minded that ONE plate and a couple utensils that got missed until after the dishwasher was clean. But my team leaves the entire counter full of dishes, like they cooked the last ticket, put stuff in the fridge, ran a rag over some of the line, then went home. It’s infuriating but I’m new and don’t wanna start shit with the night crew when I’m on breakfast.

  3. Did they leave a fucking paper plate in the dishpit?

    i’d wash that shit thoroughly and dump it in their bag.

  4. Dry_Calligrapher4561

    A paper plate?????

    And what makes this even worse is that there is a knife IN THE BOWL to scrape the shit out with if it won’t fall out

  5. soberscotsman80

    We fire those servers at my place!! It’s part of the job and if it’s a repeatable offense you’re gone

  6. I hope they get their dick skin caught in the zipper

  7. fire_bunny

    They out here wasting all that butter…I would take that shit home

  8. Cold-Implement1042

    Every server should have to do a full shift washing dishes as part of their training…

  9. falleng213

    I hope they live somewhere cold and their car doesn’t start!

  10. Hour-Requirement6489

    I’m such an asshole lead, I’d find who it was. Don’t be making More work because J didn’t say yes when you asked him out-Do Your JOB.

  11. ButterBeanRumba

    Honestly it’s the paper plate in this scenario that would send me over the edge

  12. Jesus fucking Christ. My sous chef is the sweetest and most mild mannered man I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. He was born in Mexico and our dishwashers English isn’t good, so he can communicate with all of us. An entitled ass server walked up to the pit with a full bus bin and just chucked it there. My sous chef went THE FUCK off on them.

  13. SinfulSunday

    I’ll never understand this. At least without a “hey I’ll be right back”.

    Servers/Bartenders are some of the highest paid in the industry. If you’re not, then you’re not good at it, simple as that.

    No excuse.

  14. Groundbreaking_Cup30

    Your socks are always slightly wet

    You have a rock in your shoe that you just can’t seem to get out

    The toilet clogs whenever you are in public

    And, your coffee is never above lukewarm

  15. balsamicpork

    I picked up a dish shift one day at a cocktail bar/grille after their dishy called off. It was during restaurant week so I knew it would be busy, but that wasn’t a problem.

    I grabbed a cart and had the servers put their dishes on there after scrapping. Well, there was one server that would always come back and say “Sorry I’m really busy, I’ll come back and scrap these in a second”

    I knew it wasn’t going to happen but whatever. After he said it the 4th time I said “Dude it’s fine you don’t need to keep saying that you’re going to do it when I knew you can’t”

    I guess that got him super pissed and he found time to talk to the manager about he. He tore him a new one in the back for complaining when I was doing them a favor.

    He didn’t say a fucking word to me for the rest of the day.

  16. Nathanymous_

    shit not stacked properly…. couldn’t be foh

    give ’em 30 minutes in the pit for every stack that ain’t cleared

  17. OlDirtyBathtub

    Every restaurant employee should have to work in the dish pit for two weeks. Managers servers the lot . Two weeks in the pit minimum.

  18. GeologistLess3042

    This is the result of the entire industry getting rid of bussers and hosts and shoving their jobs onto waitstaff.

    If only there was a solution. Someone whose job it is to clear tables and rinse dishes and throw away trash. To… To bus them.

    This is a management issue. They’re running FOH on skeleton crews and we’re out here getting mad at the skeletons.

  19. SouthernDj

    As a manager I pull table tickets and do detective work and see whos table had X, Y, Z and then get the server and tell them to go knock off your dishes you dumped and ran.

    Usually, there’s a good server who does it for everyone though.

  20. ArchitectofExperienc

    May all their pubic hair get caught in their zippers

  21. PlasmaGoblin

    What was that insult about cling wrap not clinging? Yeah I want that to happen to these people.

  22. Unhappy_Donkey_2216

    The trash can is literally right there!

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