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girl dinner


i put the sausage in the microwave for a few minutes and in exploded a bit

by unscented_hotdog

29 Comments

  1. applebeepatios

    At first I thought the red pepper was another even more malformed sausage. Like an uruk-hai to the other sausage’s orc.

  4. tortellinipizza

    This is how I imagine medieval peasants ate

  8. itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

    A few minutes, that should have been like 45 seconds.

  15. rsadek

    Is it possible you aren’t still hungry after this dinner? I’ve seen cats that eat more calories.

  16. BorntobeTrill

    I thought this was a cracked lobster claw with the meat spilling out and a post it note 👌🙏👌👍

  17. showraniy

    “What did… do……” -actual words out of my mouth

  19. runrunpuppets

    I thought it was a Maine red snappy hotdog!!! 🌭 I am now sad.

  20. SetitheRedcap

    This isn’t girl dinner.

    It’s a woefully depressing snack that should absolutely be followed with something heartier.

  21. Sungodatemychildren

    The pan is right there and already dirty, why not just fry up the sausage in the pan?

  22. CommercialWing2764

    Chop that up and melt the cheese on top. Use your damn brain

  23. Breadstix009

    You feeling ok today? Feeling like eating some mangled phallic shaped food items?

  24. The-Final-Reason

    I feel like this is how lesbians eat wiener shaped things….

  26. DAbanjo

    I’m not a girl, but I’m gonna go ahead and speak for them on this one:

    Ewe….no.

  27. ChizzleFug

    You put a sausage in the microwave for a FEW MINUTES? Are you an alien trying to prepare and eat human food or something?

  28. its10pm

    Ugh.. let’s stop with the “girl” or “boy” dinner. Its stupid

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