I learned east coast chow mein is NOT west coast chow mein

by BlackRockCrackRock

23 Comments

  1. takeme2tendieztown

    Those don’t even look like chow mein noodles

  2. It’s not a matter of which coast, but which restaurant. I’ve lived in 7 states, from Hawaii to Maine, and I’ve seen this type of “chow mein” on both coasts.

    My anecdotal rule, now that I learned the hard way myself: **always order lo mein**. If the restaurant has both chow mein and lo mein on the menu, there’s a good chance this is what their idea of chow mein is.

  3. BeenDills47

    A lot of Chinese spots back east, especially the “hood spots” are going to crank out food like this. It’s not meant for ppl seeking actual Chinese food. This is where the locals go for things like French fries with sweet and sour sauce, etc. Kinda the parallel to what we see in the UK.

    First sign of a legit spot will always be the presence of Chinese patrons, esp grandmas in floral vests. Bonus points of rocking a tight perm.

  4. Jawhshuwah

    Last few times I got it, it was floating in thick (maybe chicken-y but just tasted like water) broth

  5. illest_slutbag

    What the actual fuck is that – sincerely, the west coast

  6. Wide_Train6492

    I don’t think you learned anything, I think you went to a bad place

  7. beatdaddyo

    Whenever I order this at my local. woman on the phone will say, chow mein vegetable, lo mein noodle.

  8. IrrelevantOnes

    You want Lo Mein OP, I live on the East and when I ordered from a new Chinese spot they called me back after I placed my order.

    “ Lo mein, are you sure not Chow mein? “
    I said yes, but really I didn’t know.. until it was delivered like you.

    Both are still really good though!

  9. cosmiczap_

    Lo Mein is what you’re looking for. I learned this the hard way at some point as well, hahah. Always order Lo Mein instead

  10. Lol like others have said, the place you went is bad, & we do lo mein

  11. wheresmyfuckingjuul

    Hey, at least panda express chow mein is same on west or east coast : D

  12. AnUdderDay

    I love east coast chow mein and grew up eating it. Then I moved to the UK where chow mein is akin to east coast lo mein. They don’t even have anything in the UK like east coast chow mein, with just meat and some veg with a clear savoury sauce. I miss it so much

  13. Mean-Cheesecake-2635

    In Oregon I believe this is often called “Subgum Chow Mein” which is meat, vegetables and bean sprouts in a clear, stock based sauce. Often it will come with crispy fried noodles like the kind you buy in a can.

  14. ThatsRobToYou

    If you’re eating chow mein, your expectations or opinions on proper Chinese food are bad… Wherever you go.

    You’re right, though. This is just terrible.

  15. RizzoTheRiot1989

    East Coast Chow Mein is awesome but pisses me off when I don’t expect it.

  16. ThaFoxThatRox

    It’s the restaurant. It’s not good. There are amazing restaurants on the East Coast. New York especially. I miss it everyday.

  17. thxxx1337

    That looks like you just cleaned out the drain trap in your sink after eating chow mein.

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