why was this downvoted. it is absolutely a pizza crime
like disregarding the testicles, how would you even eat this. once you pick up the pizza slice, the massive piece of meat on it is going to fall off. are you supposed to eat it first, and then eat the pizza?? there’s going to be a massive ugly hole in it then. why
aiko3aiko3
Is it a giant turkey or just giant testicles?
ubermonkeyprime
Gobble gobble
DemonGodAsura
This crime is nuts.
Bozo_dubbed_over
I would try this if not for my nut allergy
N4TETHAGR8
Today I learned turkey testicles are massive
Didn’t expect that
connorgrs
Is that just a tiny pizza or are turkey testicles enormous?
AttemptFree
death sentence
No-Pitch1627
Fuck the electric chair! We gon’ have dat ass outside with a kite and a BIG ASS key 🗝 on the end till a storm comes.
stsebastianismad
wait. are the turkeys giant or just their testicles?
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lol, no thanks
You win.
Yeah sure throw a little spinach on it why not
Cmon. I’m just trying to do Wednesday over here
why was this downvoted. it is absolutely a pizza crime
like disregarding the testicles, how would you even eat this. once you pick up the pizza slice, the massive piece of meat on it is going to fall off. are you supposed to eat it first, and then eat the pizza?? there’s going to be a massive ugly hole in it then. why
Is it a giant turkey or just giant testicles?
Gobble gobble
This crime is nuts.
I would try this if not for my nut allergy
Today I learned turkey testicles are massive
Didn’t expect that
Is that just a tiny pizza or are turkey testicles enormous?
death sentence
Fuck the electric chair! We gon’ have dat ass outside with a kite and a BIG ASS key 🗝 on the end till a storm comes.
wait. are the turkeys giant or just their testicles?
https://preview.redd.it/w69q1ezgwile1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ff3205168f5bae7702dd1fcfce8236f5faf8586
That pizza has committed such atrocities that WW1 Canada said it was too much.
Edit: fix typos
This should be an actual crime. Not just a pizza crime. On a side note would turkey balls in a lasagna be pronounced Balls-on-Ya?
We need Rhett and Link to try this
I wasn’t prepared for how much the sight of this made me laugh …and laugh …and laugh.
Pará lanches
I am not a fan
Look at the size of those balls, Batman!