Kiwi is one of my favorite pizza toppings after this
by Important_Intern9807
18 Comments
jarvisesdios
Why in the name of every god known to man did you think “you know what? I really really like fruit plates and I really like pizza… the thing I should do is just put those things together to make an abomination that even the Elder Gods would find horrific. EUREKA!”
Even just cutting that is just ridiculous, itself lol
PandasGetAngryToo
Oh for fuck’s sake.
signmeupnot
No probation.
MobilePirate3113
Kiwi? Count me in.
Helpuswenoobs
I don’t see the crime, it’s just a pizza with toppings that not everyone would enjoy but O.P. did so who cares, hope you had a good time O.P.
sweetrottenapple
🤢 horrifying
Jax72
The only way I can reconcile this in my brain is to pretend that a child did it.
AsleepInteraction882
Absolutely criminal, straight to jail for 5 years with mandatory community service.
Professional-Big-584
MaceWinnoob
Is that fucking parmesan only?
eatmyshorts5000
I’m calling the police
StolzHound
If it was a sugar cookie crust and cream cheese frosting base, yes. This? You’re a monster.
Dboyhereagain
Go straight to jail do not pass go do not collect $200
pritikina
No trial needed. Send the maker of this abomination to penitentiary.
18 Comments
Why in the name of every god known to man did you think “you know what? I really really like fruit plates and I really like pizza… the thing I should do is just put those things together to make an abomination that even the Elder Gods would find horrific. EUREKA!”
Even just cutting that is just ridiculous, itself lol
Oh for fuck’s sake.
No probation.
Kiwi? Count me in.
I don’t see the crime, it’s just a pizza with toppings that not everyone would enjoy but O.P. did so who cares, hope you had a good time O.P.
🤢 horrifying
The only way I can reconcile this in my brain is to pretend that a child did it.
Absolutely criminal, straight to jail for 5 years with mandatory community service.
Is that fucking parmesan only?
I’m calling the police
If it was a sugar cookie crust and cream cheese frosting base, yes. This? You’re a monster.
Go straight to jail do not pass go do not collect $200
No trial needed. Send the maker of this abomination to penitentiary.
Murderer!
r/pizzacrimes
Looks like a traditional Brazilian pizza