I will save this post for the case I become a novelist writting about a prison and am not sure of what kind of food should my fictional prison serve for the inmates
Gay-A-Lee
ho, is you a medieval peasant?
hachikuchi
dog vomit
catdogfox
Should be a good poo tomorrow
loopgaroooo
My guts just rumbled just looking at that.
CryptoCracko
Horse food before and after
panicpixiememegirl
Omg i love kaali daal i would absolutely demolish this. And have! Soupy kaali daal with a hand full of rice and lots of chilli flakes. And if I’m trying to up the protein, some chicken breast chunks stir fried in mustard and buffalo sauce w salt and pepper. 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Charirner
Ffs at least peel the carrot.
berts-testicles
just raw dogging the carrot?? are you bugs bunny?
LiamIsMyNameOk
Bit of freshly cut chives sprinkled on top and it turns into quality soul food
lukke009
Please tell me you used the carrot as a spoon to eat the lentils
Suspicious_Scar1984
What are you a horse?
VexTheTielfling
What makes it chili?
danfish_77
As someone who loves lentils, I would suggest you cook the carrot in with them next time
Room_Temp_Coffee
r/shittyveganfoodporn
NonorientableSurface
I make dal all the time. Absolutely looks like that. Don’t shy away from the amazing food that is Dal. 2-3x a week is our go to meal for fast food.
bruhmoment98765
Mmmm poop
TranslatorRoyal8710
😂🤣
OnlyRadioheadLyrics
I fuckin love daal;
I’d have no issue with this;
Just a healthy lunch.
If this isn’t exciting enough you just need to dump more spices in lol
No-Midnight5973
No that’s r/shitfromabutt
Used-Satisfaction871
Sounds about as good as it looks 🤮
CrRory
Healthy AF! Just had some lentils with farro last night. Best shits everrr
guyfierisgoatee1
Sofamancer
I’m sorry that you hate yourself
tacoflavoredballsack
Its funny how some health food looks like what comes out of you after eating bad food.
Xboxben
Ops ass after eating that
plasmapleasure
This is a bullshit
4thBan5thAccount
Once, when I was really depressed and I barely had the energy to eat, let alone prepare food, I made some lentils that looked like this. I scrambled some eggs, and added the eggs and lentils to a whole wheat flour tortilla to make a burrito. I called it “nutrient paste”. It tasted good, since the lentils had a lot of spices, and it was a satisfying meal that was easy to prepare and eat.
FixergirlAK
Is it Lent again already?
CptTwigNBerries
r/shitfromabutt
hand13
man. someone‘s taking a serious shit later
Flustro
Listen, carrots are the bomb and I won’t stand for slandering them.
Automatic_Passion681
I’d eat it.
Puzzled_Pop_6845
Looka like It has already been chewed… And shat
UndeadBuggalo
Are you a horse? Was not peeling and cutting the carrot a choice? If so WHY
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Omg you have a big carrot
Are you a rabbit
I will save this post for the case I become a novelist writting about a prison and am not sure of what kind of food should my fictional prison serve for the inmates
ho, is you a medieval peasant?
dog vomit
Should be a good poo tomorrow
My guts just rumbled just looking at that.
Horse food before and after
Omg i love kaali daal i would absolutely demolish this. And have! Soupy kaali daal with a hand full of rice and lots of chilli flakes. And if I’m trying to up the protein, some chicken breast chunks stir fried in mustard and buffalo sauce w salt and pepper. 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Ffs at least peel the carrot.
just raw dogging the carrot?? are you bugs bunny?
Bit of freshly cut chives sprinkled on top and it turns into quality soul food
Please tell me you used the carrot as a spoon to eat the lentils
What are you a horse?
What makes it chili?
As someone who loves lentils, I would suggest you cook the carrot in with them next time
r/shittyveganfoodporn
I make dal all the time. Absolutely looks like that. Don’t shy away from the amazing food that is Dal. 2-3x a week is our go to meal for fast food.
Mmmm poop
😂🤣
I fuckin love daal;
I’d have no issue with this;
Just a healthy lunch.
If this isn’t exciting enough you just need to dump more spices in lol
No that’s r/shitfromabutt
Sounds about as good as it looks 🤮
Healthy AF! Just had some lentils with farro last night. Best shits everrr
I’m sorry that you hate yourself
Its funny how some health food looks like what comes out of you after eating bad food.
Ops ass after eating that
This is a bullshit
Once, when I was really depressed and I barely had the energy to eat, let alone prepare food, I made some lentils that looked like this. I scrambled some eggs, and added the eggs and lentils to a whole wheat flour tortilla to make a burrito. I called it “nutrient paste”. It tasted good, since the lentils had a lot of spices, and it was a satisfying meal that was easy to prepare and eat.
Is it Lent again already?
r/shitfromabutt
man. someone‘s taking a serious shit later
Listen, carrots are the bomb and I won’t stand for slandering them.
I’d eat it.
Looka like It has already been chewed… And shat
Are you a horse? Was not peeling and cutting the carrot a choice? If so WHY
That could work well in a cheese toastie >.>