Pablo Sandoval was not good on the Red Sox. That’s actually an understatement: He was awful. Speaking of awful, read on.
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If you have a child of a certain age, or are plugged into the Gen Alpha or whatever zeitgeist, you know about Skibidi Toilet, for which I copied and pasted the Wiki description here:
SKIBIDI TOILET is a dystopian series of fast-paced YouTube videos and shorts produced in machinima style (a storytelling style using 3D computer graphics often favored by video games) by Alexey Gerasimov. It features animated toilets with talking heads (a.k.a. Skibidi Toilets) trying to take over the world, and CameraHeads, or humanoids with CCTV camera heads fighting them off in an all-out war. Other odd characters also appear in different installments. Adding to this are remixes of Biser King’s song Dom Dom Yes Yes, which includes the repetitive use of the word skibidi
I’ve been told the videos are actually pretty funny and clever, and I believe it. The kids aren’t dumb. Except when they eat “Skibidi sliders,” a double-layered quesadilla invented by the program. My daughter asked me to make them recently and I did, and they were terrible. If I had to deal with them, you do too. Much like we all did with the panda.
Sandoval’s Skibidi Sliders
Large tortillas
Shredded mozzarella cheese
Swiss cheese
Butter. So much butter
Bryan’s Notes
These really are bad. Don’t make them for your children or yourself.
In a butter soaked pan on medium heat, place a tortilla
Add slices of swiss cheese and shredded mozz
Flip in half while frying
Flip in half again while frying, maybe flip em over
Take them off and cut into fourths (triangles) and serve them to your kids before Child Protective Services shows up. Still better than the Panda contract!