I think I’m gonna lose.. but I’ve go the cheesy broccoli & vegan chicken strips w ranch on a wrap. He’s got vegan chicken nuggets with a BLOB of grainy mustard

by These-Tadpole7043

41 Comments

  1. Devinawitt

    Definitely yours. Husband’s is mostly normal just ugly presentation

  2. possum_of_time

    His, but only because he pooped in the middle of the plate. 

  3. Both are terrible and the vegan part just makes them worse

  4. SparkleSelkie

    The broccoli is the only thing saving this

  5. ScatteredSignal

    Wife wins. Husband herby must hide his farts while wife may blast profoundly. Ramen.

  6. Geene_Creemers

    It’s so easy to make broccoli great..you just chose not to..

  7. ResponsibleSupSerena

    You belong together. No judgment. But I feel like this is a good match.

  8. ProZack123

    Did you eat the broccoli on the side, or add it to the chicken and semen wrap?

  9. _Notebook_

    Wife has some abomination of a fajita/wrap/burrito/taco. It’s like op is allergic to flavor.

    In a battle where the winner isn’t in first, hubby wins this one.

  10. WietGetal

    Dude litteraly dipping his nuggies in poopfromabutt

  11. OsmanFetish

    please don’t leave kids unattended making meals, someone could get hurt !
    😂

  12. TheRealRigormortal

    That broccoli and cheese looks great, lose everything else

  13. Mmmmm. Vegan chicken nuggets paired with shit from a butt.

  14. StrawbraryLiberry

    Husband’s is worse. But it might taste good.

  15. Awkward-Hair-8860

    I’ve never seen chicken nuggets look like sweet potatoes before.

  16. I’m team nugget and ‘turd. I also like mine with bits

  17. ChroniclesOfSarnia

    Well I LOLed at the 2nd pic, soooo…

  18. ForThrowawayIGuess

    Can you please tell us the recipe for the poop so that I don’t make it

  19. Powrs1ave

    Saw the 2nd one in my Backyard today. Maybe it was the Meatroll I been feeding my Dogs, probly need more solid foods.

  20. Willow_4367

    They both look good, but then again, Im hungry. lol.

  21. O_o-buba-o_O

    Why did your cat shit in the middle of the nuggets?

  22. Specific_Tear_7485

    Both gives me ‘imma shit my pants…..’ vibes

  23. Somebody call CPS on these two grown adults, this isn’t about their kids

  24. MyNameIsSkittles

    Im horrified by both. We have access to all cooking knowledge for free, and so many ingredients from around the world and this is what you two muster up.. ugh lmao

  25. UntestedMethod

    Husband’s is worse. You almost lost because of the vegan nonsense but then I read that your husband’s is also vegan. As someone who appreciates a good mustard, I have to say your husband’s taste in mustard is atrocious. You win because at least your broccoli is real food.

  26. Happythoughtsgalore

    Please tell your husband to eat a vegetable

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