Not recommended for individuals with nut allergies.
syncreticpathetic
Welcome to jizzburger, home of the jizzburger, may I take your order?
Crumbbsss
How generous of the chef
mtndew_420_69
I found the google review that goes with the picture if anyone’s curious. “Ordered a burger with nuts (im allergic to fries) and they gave me this…… Was gonna call the cops but it actually tasted amazing”
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Mmmmmm, jizzburger is delicious…
r/oddlyerotic lol
The yelper special?
Chef’s jiz…. I mean chef’s kiss
I mean, it says right underneath there: “Casual spot for CREATIVE burgers…”
“Casual”
“Tator tots”
“Comfort”
“*Cock*tails”
What kind of place is this *really*?
The mother load burger! $6.69 on Wednesday!
Grindr burger
r/eatityoucoward
Comeback burger
“I SAID ‘CHEESEBURGER’, NOT JIZZ BURGER, FOR F*CK SAKE”
Finally.. cum burger
r/substakenliterally
“The burger finished me before I finished the burger.”
Chefs special 🤌
I would <shudder> hope that it was a paçzki-burger but the ‘cream’ appears to be on top not in the middle. All in all this is moderately disturbing.
Is the person that busts on your burger at least hot?
Looks like a luther burger
https://media1.tenor.com/m/pCXYATz1n4AAAAAd/stewie-horse.gif
I get the jokes, but what’s actually happening here?
someone creampied your burger bro
Something about this is fucking hilarious in an artistic sort of way
Idk man that could be a life changing burger
Those reviews are really glazing the burgers
Made w love
[inspiration](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AwlKxoOYUL4/sddefault.jpg)
Ahh skeet skeet muthafucka!
Extra protein.
Not recommended for individuals with nut allergies.
Welcome to jizzburger, home of the jizzburger, may I take your order?
How generous of the chef
I found the google review that goes with the picture if anyone’s curious. “Ordered a burger with nuts (im allergic to fries) and they gave me this…… Was gonna call the cops but it actually tasted amazing”
*Craft* Burger. Probably just glue…or something…