Today we’re going through the food featured in the Five Nights at Freddy’s series. From the decadent to the disastrous, the gourmet to the gross, let’s dive deep into all the cheese and overpriced tomato sauce to find out what makes Freddy’s cuisine. Curious? Let’s get started!
Music:
A Slice and a Scoop – Pizzeria Simulator
Funiculi Holiday – Pizza Tower
Concealed Coolness – Security Breach
Cemetery Clown – Sir Cubworth
In the Garden – Godmode
Funfair – Dialtown Ost, Nathan Hanover
Legal Woes – Pizzeria Simulator
Surprise Dentist Appointment – Dialtown Ost, Nathan Hanover
0:00 The Food of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza
2:42 Freddy’s Business Practices & Low Standards
3:28 Freddy’s Pizza ain’t what it Used to Be
5:07 Cakes are too Magical to go Stale
6:20 The Funtime Freddy Cover-Up
6:56 The Cupcakes
7:21 Circus Baby’s Ice Cream has a funny taste…
8:48 And then I got Sick Again
9:08 The GOOD Snacks & the Obli(gator)y Monty Reference
11:56 The Disappointment Chips
12:34 Nut-Free Nuts
13:06 Butter For One
13:21 The Candy gets Weirder- and worse
14:00 The Legality of the NDA Candies (They ain’t)
15:39 Chica of the Sea- Repulsive Chum Bites
16:39 The Bad and the SLOPPY
17:06 Sunnydrops, Moondrops, and Carrotdrops
18:37 The William Afton Pickle Conspiracy
19:50 The Many Eateries inside of the Pizzaplex
20:21 El Chips’ Fiesta Buffet is Pretty Pricey
21:55 The Family Scrambler
22:37 El Chip’s Downright Bizarre Menu Items
23:48 The Strawberry Chica Taco
24:16 The Faz-tato
24:52 Roxy’s Rockin’ Nachos
25:13 Monty’s Fiesta Pizza
25:32 The Glam Wraps
25:46 The Faz-Flan’s Fatal Flaw
26:23 El Chip’s Automation Problem
27:03 Mazercise is a Lost Cause
27:28 Bonnie Bowl Weird Prices & the Chunky Bonnie
28:45 The Roxy Road Freakshake
29:37 The Pizza Shake is, uh…
30:37 The Burger Shake is so Awful, SO Awful
31:57 Chica’s Cupcake Shoppe
32:11 The Pizzaplex’s Pizza is a Lie!
33:50 The Alfredo Pasta Incident & Chicken Catastrophe
34:45 Schrödinger’s Burger Dog
35:55 The Stuffed Tomatoes & Pickle Mash
37:05 The Beaver Tail & Other Fried Treats
37:48 Pizza, Pizza, Pizza’s Pizza & Pizzarito
38:56 The Saddest Salad of all Time
39:33 And yes, it’s Pretty Canon
39:54 The Snake Space Food Stand
40:40 Gator Grub & Roxy’s Sushi Bar
41:07 Fazpad, the Thai-Themed Veggie Bowl Cafe
42:44 Moon, Vanny, & Twisted Ones Cameo?
43:49 Okra Sorbet is not a Southern Staple
44:20 The Sundrop Cake & Monty Mochi
44:43 Fazpad’s Strange Fusion Cuisine Choice
45:19 The Fazbear Theater’s Concession Stand
45:51 The Chica Chowda
46:33 The Meat Pretzel
46:53 Soggy Popcorn filled with Ketchup
48:01 Foxy’s Cove Cooler
48:26 Sodaroni, Freddy’s Biggest Meatstake
49:25 Monty’s Mystery Mix (Is Pizza Flavored)
49:42 Exotic Beverage, Butters, and Blendee
50:31 The Chica Chug’s Transformation & Chugee
51:18 DJ’s Techno Cooler & Disappointment
51:48 Fizzy Faz, Freddy’s Very Own Soda Brand!
53:24 The Graveyard
53:57 The Cupcake Shoppe Drinks & Screamin’ Squits
54:58 Fazpad’s Freddy-Themed Coffee Drinks
55:40 Glue & Develish Delight
56:13 The BEST Food at Freddy’s
57:37 The WORST Food at Freddy’s
58:28 The Most FOUL, and AWFUL Thing at Freddy’s
59:59 What have we learned?
47 Comments
Seems like a weird time to clarify this, but I've gotten a few comments about it XD but I made a joke about people not eating the crusts off pizza at some point in the video. Some folks thought I meant I don't eat the crusts, lol. I do eat the crusts, but I have seen/lived with people who do not.
I'm convinced that Freddy's is the one place where making a suicide drink isn't a joke, it's a promise.
Btw, if you don't know what this is, it's when you mix all the flavors from the soda fountain together.
35:15 The good old Krusty Dogs
If I were to eat at the Pizzaplex, I'd probably have a bowl of corn, some pizza, a can or two of Fizzyfaz, and some Okra Sorbet … I'd mainly have these because I do actually think I'd enjoy eating them all together as a meal.
Oh and I love Okra.
Considering the amount of advanced technology the various Freddy locations have, yeah, it was inevitable that they would be cutting corners somewhere
I HAVE BEEN WANTING A VIDEO LIKE THIS FOR SONG LONG AAAAAAA
My personal headcanon is that Disappointment Chips are military surplus, repackaged to appeal to older kids who think cynicism is cool.
I'd assume that the lemon and pineapple potatoes don't actually have the fruit in them and are instead just made with fruit juice. The fast food chain Opa of Greece has lemon potatoes (which are probably microwaved, at least most of the time) and they're really good. It's a bit odd that they'd be found at El Chip's, since they're a Greek thing, but I'd think they would be one of the safer options. They'd probably still be pretty good with pineapple rather than lemon.
Or orange and blue raspberry
My aunt actually helped make fnaf cupcakes for my fnaf themed birthday before I started doing the "its almost halloween anyway screw it orange and black decor and pumpkins and skeletons"
Thinking about it now, a dreadbear birthday party would slap ima do that this year
"I don't think the average kid is going to be into lavender candy" Your right,there not for the kids,there for william,the purple man himself,he likes his sweets with his salty pickles
I don’t care who you are.
Oily beans is peak comedy
Pad See Ew is a real thai dish, its made with Wide rice noodles, dark and light soy sauce, garlic, Egg and any protein, usually beef
I'd at least like to try the Burger Shake. That Beaver tail and pineapple shrimp tempura sound REALLY good.
you present the video like youre a part of the fnaf universe and honesty i live for that ngl
There were Fazwiches in the story of Lonely Freddy, i forget what was on it but remember it was weird
47:04 ,no yeah ,i tasted tomato sauce or ketchup flavored popcorn, and they taste bad ,do not recommend
15:52 There’s a Taiwanese candy that’s basically just dried tuna cubes. It’s not as bad as it sounds.
Bro wtf is wrong with humans in FNAF universe? 😭 How fricked up you need to be, to eat such awful food?
24:00 if it's kiwi and cream it might be good
Not to mention recycled pizza
Those poor people. I wonder how sick they felt after eating those unhealthy fazbear branded foods?
The Lemon Sundrop Cake Is Probably A Version Of A Raindrop Cake, Which Is A Droplet-Shaped 'Cake' Made From Agar-Agar (similar to gelatin) And Topped With Roasted Soybean Flour And Brown Sugar Syrup. The Sundrop Cake Probably Has Some Sort Of Lemon Or Sundrop Candy Flavoured Syrup Instead Of Brown Sugar. Can't Say For Sure About The Roasted Soybean Flour Though
If everything seems bland no matter what you do then where you live could be messing with your sense of taste. Your altitude, humidity or lack of it, how much pollen your area gets per year, it all affects our bodies differently. I had a heck of a shock when I went from living at sea level to being on the side of a mountain. I had to put twice the amount of savoury seasoning I used to use into everything, but sweet flavours were stronger.
55:17 Something something insert spider man India here
57:46 Mashed pickles is probably just a bowl of relish with extra steps lol, can't say it'd be amazing to eat but honestly sounds like something I would've as a child
So you have to use more salt than you think you should
We have gas stations here that sell burger dogs on the roller grills. It's a thing
35:09 The Hotdurger is real????
i think exotic beverage just tastes like buttermilk that somehow was carbonated.
Your interpretation of the Butter/Pickle debate made me laugh a lot. Good video once again, hope you get over your cold!
Honestly I’m surprised Freddy’s hasn’t gotten a legit lawsuit for “food poisoning” I could actually see someone getting a bad stomach after eating Freddy’s disgusting food. Credit where it’s due at least no one actually got food poisoning at Freddy’s.
8:20 i bought the spiderman ones recently and by god they taste like cotton candy mixed with chemicals
I wonder how much is Henry and William having strange tastes in snacks? Maybe every executive or CEO adds their own favorite snack?
Or wacky US carnival food traditions? Actually… given FallFest seems to be an early part of Henry and William's lives… probably is.
Or just corporate cheapness?
Fazebear repackaging another company's failed novelty food?
I have a place in my heart for sodaroni. Though i would never drink the available-on-amazon bacon soda, it is very iconic and ive even bought a waterbottle shaped like a can of sodaroni from hot topic. Worth every penny.
I think that the dj music man cooler might be like a Gatorade
From the thumbnail i thought you were gonna count ennard as a food 😂
27:51 cotton candy is my favorite flavor.
Regarding those high prices: Isn't Security Breach set some time in the future? Do we know when? I mean, maybe this is more about inflation devaluing the currency than it is about being a total rip-off. Fifty years ago, a dollar went a lot farther than it does today, too.
i used to eat ketchup with popcorn 🙁
I dissected the El Chips menu because I was intrigued by the possibilities of mexican dishes in a Fazbear establishment. And some of it sounded delicious! As a hispanic I regularly eat some of these! But then I remembered it was all microwaved and immediately lost my appetite :3
if something tastes bland, chances are, you didn't use enough salt
A 1 hour + video on FNAF food? Absolutely.
I once drunk the burger shake at the pizzaplex and my stomach immediately grew arms and legs before clawing out of me, grabbing a knife, and stabbing me about 87 times before scurrying off.
10/10 milkshake imo dunno what my stomachs problem was
Call me insane but i think the Burger Shake might not be completely terrible
If its literally just cold, cooked ground meat with condements in a milkshake..that doesnt sound terrible. About ss gimmicky as id expect from Fazbears but definetly not as bad.
"Expresso" 😀
Sorry, can't help it when I hear it.
I would try Sodaroni just out of morbid curiosity
It would probably be revolting, but I have an unhealthy enough liking for pizza to try it at least once