The Pizza I’ve made (my friends hate it)

41 Comments

1. 

   myaccountgotbanmed 11 months ago

   Bro. This is such a crime!!

2. 

   What_Up_Doe_ 11 months ago

   We must be friends

3. 

   Geekenstein 11 months ago

   Dog vomit. Tasty.

4. 

   alottanamesweretaken 11 months ago

   Looks like upside down Australia, and it probably tastes like it too. Crime. 

5. 

   NebuchadnezzarIV 11 months ago

   You shall be flogged with that burnt-ass crust

6. 

   mratlas666 11 months ago

   This is a WAR CRIME! On pizza!

7. 

   The_Ace 11 months ago

   That’s straight up horrible

8. 

   BluePassingBird 11 months ago

   I too hate it.

9. 

   jdavidmcgregor 11 months ago

   Do you also hate your friends?

10. 

    MrFishpaw 11 months ago

    You seem like the type of person to burn water.

11. 

    Mad_Lala 11 months ago

    Your friends are completely correct

12. 

    PeteZaDestroyer 11 months ago

    Surprised you have friends

13. 

    ttortellinii 11 months ago

    What were you thinking?

14. 

    BalzacTheGreat 11 months ago

    Extremely guilty of extremely high crimes.

15. 

    AsyncEntity 11 months ago

    This is one of the worst non-Brazil pizzas I’ve seen in a while.

16. 

    island-breeze 11 months ago

    Just calling this “pizza” is a crime on itself. I can hear the tears of a thousand pizzaiolos and nonas.

17. 

    Upset-Zucchini3665 11 months ago

    The internet hates this too.. Off to jail!

18. 

    TheAmeriKane 11 months ago

    You must hate your friends.

19. 

    fat_italian_mann 11 months ago

    National crime, not local, not isolated but a national crime

20. 

    By-Tor_ 11 months ago

    I’d scrape the burnt bits and gladly eat this biscuit 😋

21. 

    in1gom0ntoya 11 months ago

    get the pitchforks 🔥🔥🔥

22. 

    eaglescout225 11 months ago

    What the fuck is that?

23. 

    Madnessguy03 11 months ago

    You can’t be serious right? I don’t think it even qualifies as a pizza for this sub, unless you had said so!

24. 

    No_Swimmer4204 11 months ago

    JAIL

25. 

    Classic-Exchange-511 11 months ago

    Just eat corn and peas man. This has made my entire day worse

26. 

    Avox0976 11 months ago

    Bro took a stone from the pits of hell

27. 

    apishforamc 11 months ago

    Oh wow

28. 

    StonedBirdman 11 months ago

    Jesus fucking Christmas that’s bad

29. 

    pipeuptopipedown 11 months ago

    Man if I threw that thing out the window for the seagulls, I think even they would turn up their beaks at it.

30. 

    dtatge 11 months ago

    Did you follow a recipe or did you just wing this?

31. 

    PrincessPeach22- 11 months ago

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK

32. 

    theBdub22 11 months ago

    This has to be ragebait

33. 

    OtterPops89 11 months ago

    So we know that less than an hour ago, OP had friends. Then OP fed them this.

34. 

    MightyYuna 11 months ago

    For anyone wondering this is how it looks like from the inside.

    https://preview.redd.it/k5y94oasehne1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ae602e3a0930549d03ba73c85281a0087f4cd6

35. 

    Nuclearmullets420 11 months ago

    Looks like Australia

36. 

    Demiboy94 11 months ago

    Do you hate your friends that much?

37. 

    DoomdUser 11 months ago

    This is not a pizza. This is an act of culinary terrorism.

38. 

    earthwormulljim 11 months ago

    That’s not a pizza. That’s the stuff burnt to the bottom of your oven and you just scraped it out.

39. 

    imjustjun 11 months ago

    That’s a pizza???

40. 

    Turbulent_Pin_1583 11 months ago

    If you tried to feed this to your friends you deserve to not have friends any longer. Simply cannot be trusted.

41. 

    BUDSGREEN420 11 months ago

    Stop cooking everything right now.
    Takeout or have someone cook for you.