This was made worse by the smug grin the delivery guy had when he gave me this.
This was made worse by the smug grin the delivery guy had when he gave me this.
by boopityschmoopz
9 Comments
Pkyankfan69
That looks pretty shitty even without the landslide
Hopeful_Insurance409
You can see where he dipped his balls In the middle of your pizza too !
Last-Promotion5901
shit was ruined the moment you ordered that pizza
oyst
That is texturally distressing
misstiffie
It looks like solidified puke
Asleep-Jicama9485
Oh god look at all the shriveled up wilted basil (or spinach)
imyourrealdad8
One time during the pandemic my wife and I ordered a pizza from a local place that didn’t have their own drivers, they contracted with doordash instead. Doordash guy was taking our pizza out of the warming bag at our door, and drops the box onto the ground. He looks me dead in the eyes and goes “I’m sure it’s fine.”
It fucking was not fine.
jarvisesdios
I can’t be the only one over with the “delivery driver drove too fast” posts, right?
These are just accidental screwups, and not deliberate crimes against pizzakind.
backfromsolaris
So much potential wiped from this earth in the blink of an eye
9 Comments
That looks pretty shitty even without the landslide
You can see where he dipped his balls In the middle of your pizza too !
shit was ruined the moment you ordered that pizza
That is texturally distressing
It looks like solidified puke
Oh god look at all the shriveled up wilted basil (or spinach)
One time during the pandemic my wife and I ordered a pizza from a local place that didn’t have their own drivers, they contracted with doordash instead. Doordash guy was taking our pizza out of the warming bag at our door, and drops the box onto the ground. He looks me dead in the eyes and goes “I’m sure it’s fine.”
It fucking was not fine.
I can’t be the only one over with the “delivery driver drove too fast” posts, right?
These are just accidental screwups, and not deliberate crimes against pizzakind.
So much potential wiped from this earth in the blink of an eye