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by Future_Bison_7533

33 Comments

  1. Only_Purpose239

    Disgustingly accurate fuck these creeps too many of them sadly

  2. psythedelic

    Clam chowder??? I thought you said grab the powder

  3. HoldEvenSteadier

    Whoever that poor bastard in the picture is… dead on.

  4. KULR_Mooning

    Either do drugs or alcohol but if you do both, you are a rare breed…

  5. zigaliciousone

    The pants are checks but the rest of it checks out

  6. Fabulous-One-9207

    fuck i just bought a new pair of those exact pants

  7. I never understood the Beetlejuice x M.C. Hammer pants.

  8. August-Gardener

    Most of this checks out, coke is a miss though, mostly liquor-coffees.

  9. Genetoretum

    Never understood how people just Found Coke like that. I couldn’t cook on meth so I assume it’s not that.

  10. lcdroundsystem

    Not true I gave up coke at 27. Too expensive. Now it’s just bourbon and edibles. Also I don’t have a knife tattoo, but a cow section tattoo.

  11. hollerican5

    As a cook who worked in Olive garden, this is 100% accurate

  12. SignificantCarry1647

    Everyone assumes they’re older than the rest of the crew because of the lack of sunlight, beard, and being overweight but they’re actually 23. That cook life ages you fast

  13. Bahaha my best friend group is, as a whole, about 10 yrs younger than me.

  14. NGL me and some other cooks in glacier tried to party with the younger crowd (we’re in our late 20s) and we were just like “yeeeeeeeeah not for us tbh”

  15. tomlist3SE

    I miss those days, work in the office space rat race now and get carrots dangled in front of my face daily with nit picks via text from my TWO, FEMALE, TWIN bosses. God damn I miss the business

  16. SignificantCarry1647

    I only ever did whippits on the job, booze after. No hard drugs. Houndstooth pants and lots of black tees. Always had the best music in the house and bearded and overweight. I don’t know why everyone thought I was older though I was younger than the wait staff. They just equate fat with age I guess. I only flirted with the cocktail waitress’ a little older than me though. They’re the best

  17. VeeVeeDiaboli

    Ah…sobriety was the best decision ever….but I still dress that way

  18. Legitimate_Builder17

    Haven’t done coke for almost 2 years & the homie at work just hit his first year last week! It sucks though cause the other homie is from Peru & he’s always talking about the shit he gets sent to him and I fucking want some SOOOO BAADDDDDDD I can literally taste the shit as I’m typing lol

  19. Great_Dismal

    In my personal experience, blow was always for the front of the house. So they could flip more tables and pour more drinks, so they could make more tips, so they could buy more coke.

    Chefs are generally alcohol connoisseurs, but we’re still drunks. If they’re a smoker, they not only smoke cigarettes, but also cigars on the rare occasion they attend a social event.

    The poor bastards on the line are chain smokers who constantly rebound between energy drinks and cheap booze.

    This is generally where you may find a sad lonely creep. Be wary of recently divorced Chefs as well. But there’s also that one server or host who is the charming sleaze bag.

    Half the time, the dish pit is on god knows what. A lot of times it’s ice or crack. But no one gives a fuck because you cant hear them anyways so long as they stay in the pit. You make a concerted effort to avoid sharing a smoke break with them. However, some of them are true gems. All that really matters is no one runs out of clean pans and the scullery is cleared before they go home.

    And of course we all smoked weed.

    Anyone who spent any significant amount of time living the life, ironically reduced their life expectancy considerably.

  20. j-endsville

    The only one of these that applies to me is the booze. Also, I’m not a creep but I am a bit of an asshole. I try to be pleasant most of the time, tho.

  21. Apart-Surprise8552

    This is dumb as fuck, but seriously y’all got any coke?

    I never wasted my body on Energy drinks since I started drinking. Monster and Redbull is for children and adults who got addicted to caffeine for no reason.

    I’m at alright levels at nearly 40. I’ll take that as a win. Get your butt checked old chefs.

  22. OlTommyBombadil

    This is literally a description of one of the line cooks at my workplace

    I’m not even in the kitchen so I don’t even understand half of this, but yeah

    Not kidding. He had those pants on today. Literally those pants

  23. AesopsAnimalFarm

    You forgot the car that somehow looks cheap and expensive at the same time.

  24. Loki4Maj0r

    So is just me? Line chef for 16 years, tattoos but not kitchen topic, dropped drugs at 18yo, I don’t even drink coffee and maybe 4 beer/4 cocktail a month if there are events around.

    Can I be still recognised as a chef? ☹️

  25. BenightedAppendicle

    If you are a career line cook, how much are you making 20 years into your career?

  26. genSpliceAnnunaKi001

    30 yrs in the bizz…. nothing has changed 🤣

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