Disgustingly accurate fuck these creeps too many of them sadly
psythedelic
Clam chowder??? I thought you said grab the powder
HoldEvenSteadier
Whoever that poor bastard in the picture is… dead on.
KULR_Mooning
Either do drugs or alcohol but if you do both, you are a rare breed…
zigaliciousone
The pants are checks but the rest of it checks out
Fabulous-One-9207
fuck i just bought a new pair of those exact pants
XVDub
I never understood the Beetlejuice x M.C. Hammer pants.
August-Gardener
Most of this checks out, coke is a miss though, mostly liquor-coffees.
witchitieto
Hot stuff coming through! Soups hot too
knifepelvis
Stop attacking me
Genetoretum
Never understood how people just Found Coke like that. I couldn’t cook on meth so I assume it’s not that.
lcdroundsystem
Not true I gave up coke at 27. Too expensive. Now it’s just bourbon and edibles. Also I don’t have a knife tattoo, but a cow section tattoo.
hollerican5
As a cook who worked in Olive garden, this is 100% accurate
SignificantCarry1647
Everyone assumes they’re older than the rest of the crew because of the lack of sunlight, beard, and being overweight but they’re actually 23. That cook life ages you fast
Chefe210
Bahaha my best friend group is, as a whole, about 10 yrs younger than me.
NevrAsk
NGL me and some other cooks in glacier tried to party with the younger crowd (we’re in our late 20s) and we were just like “yeeeeeeeeah not for us tbh”
MistakenDad
Can you throw in a Kiwi knife?
tomlist3SE
I miss those days, work in the office space rat race now and get carrots dangled in front of my face daily with nit picks via text from my TWO, FEMALE, TWIN bosses. God damn I miss the business
SignificantCarry1647
I only ever did whippits on the job, booze after. No hard drugs. Houndstooth pants and lots of black tees. Always had the best music in the house and bearded and overweight. I don’t know why everyone thought I was older though I was younger than the wait staff. They just equate fat with age I guess. I only flirted with the cocktail waitress’ a little older than me though. They’re the best
VeeVeeDiaboli
Ah…sobriety was the best decision ever….but I still dress that way
Legitimate_Builder17
Haven’t done coke for almost 2 years & the homie at work just hit his first year last week! It sucks though cause the other homie is from Peru & he’s always talking about the shit he gets sent to him and I fucking want some SOOOO BAADDDDDDD I can literally taste the shit as I’m typing lol
Great_Dismal
In my personal experience, blow was always for the front of the house. So they could flip more tables and pour more drinks, so they could make more tips, so they could buy more coke.
Chefs are generally alcohol connoisseurs, but we’re still drunks. If they’re a smoker, they not only smoke cigarettes, but also cigars on the rare occasion they attend a social event.
The poor bastards on the line are chain smokers who constantly rebound between energy drinks and cheap booze.
This is generally where you may find a sad lonely creep. Be wary of recently divorced Chefs as well. But there’s also that one server or host who is the charming sleaze bag.
Half the time, the dish pit is on god knows what. A lot of times it’s ice or crack. But no one gives a fuck because you cant hear them anyways so long as they stay in the pit. You make a concerted effort to avoid sharing a smoke break with them. However, some of them are true gems. All that really matters is no one runs out of clean pans and the scullery is cleared before they go home.
And of course we all smoked weed.
Anyone who spent any significant amount of time living the life, ironically reduced their life expectancy considerably.
TheAmeriKane
Spot on!
j-endsville
The only one of these that applies to me is the booze. Also, I’m not a creep but I am a bit of an asshole. I try to be pleasant most of the time, tho.
Apart-Surprise8552
This is dumb as fuck, but seriously y’all got any coke?
I never wasted my body on Energy drinks since I started drinking. Monster and Redbull is for children and adults who got addicted to caffeine for no reason.
I’m at alright levels at nearly 40. I’ll take that as a win. Get your butt checked old chefs.
OlTommyBombadil
This is literally a description of one of the line cooks at my workplace
I’m not even in the kitchen so I don’t even understand half of this, but yeah
Not kidding. He had those pants on today. Literally those pants
guiltycitizen
Needs a cell phone with a cracked screen
tapthisbong
Kitchen shoes everyday everywhere.
AesopsAnimalFarm
You forgot the car that somehow looks cheap and expensive at the same time.
Loki4Maj0r
So is just me? Line chef for 16 years, tattoos but not kitchen topic, dropped drugs at 18yo, I don’t even drink coffee and maybe 4 beer/4 cocktail a month if there are events around.
Can I be still recognised as a chef? ☹️
phallic-baldwin
Very accurate
BenightedAppendicle
If you are a career line cook, how much are you making 20 years into your career?
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Disgustingly accurate fuck these creeps too many of them sadly
Clam chowder??? I thought you said grab the powder
Whoever that poor bastard in the picture is… dead on.
Either do drugs or alcohol but if you do both, you are a rare breed…
The pants are checks but the rest of it checks out
fuck i just bought a new pair of those exact pants
I never understood the Beetlejuice x M.C. Hammer pants.
Most of this checks out, coke is a miss though, mostly liquor-coffees.
Hot stuff coming through! Soups hot too
Stop attacking me
Never understood how people just Found Coke like that. I couldn’t cook on meth so I assume it’s not that.
Not true I gave up coke at 27. Too expensive. Now it’s just bourbon and edibles. Also I don’t have a knife tattoo, but a cow section tattoo.
As a cook who worked in Olive garden, this is 100% accurate
Everyone assumes they’re older than the rest of the crew because of the lack of sunlight, beard, and being overweight but they’re actually 23. That cook life ages you fast
Bahaha my best friend group is, as a whole, about 10 yrs younger than me.
NGL me and some other cooks in glacier tried to party with the younger crowd (we’re in our late 20s) and we were just like “yeeeeeeeeah not for us tbh”
Can you throw in a Kiwi knife?
I miss those days, work in the office space rat race now and get carrots dangled in front of my face daily with nit picks via text from my TWO, FEMALE, TWIN bosses. God damn I miss the business
I only ever did whippits on the job, booze after. No hard drugs. Houndstooth pants and lots of black tees. Always had the best music in the house and bearded and overweight. I don’t know why everyone thought I was older though I was younger than the wait staff. They just equate fat with age I guess. I only flirted with the cocktail waitress’ a little older than me though. They’re the best
Ah…sobriety was the best decision ever….but I still dress that way
Haven’t done coke for almost 2 years & the homie at work just hit his first year last week! It sucks though cause the other homie is from Peru & he’s always talking about the shit he gets sent to him and I fucking want some SOOOO BAADDDDDDD I can literally taste the shit as I’m typing lol
In my personal experience, blow was always for the front of the house. So they could flip more tables and pour more drinks, so they could make more tips, so they could buy more coke.
Chefs are generally alcohol connoisseurs, but we’re still drunks. If they’re a smoker, they not only smoke cigarettes, but also cigars on the rare occasion they attend a social event.
The poor bastards on the line are chain smokers who constantly rebound between energy drinks and cheap booze.
This is generally where you may find a sad lonely creep. Be wary of recently divorced Chefs as well. But there’s also that one server or host who is the charming sleaze bag.
Half the time, the dish pit is on god knows what. A lot of times it’s ice or crack. But no one gives a fuck because you cant hear them anyways so long as they stay in the pit. You make a concerted effort to avoid sharing a smoke break with them. However, some of them are true gems. All that really matters is no one runs out of clean pans and the scullery is cleared before they go home.
And of course we all smoked weed.
Anyone who spent any significant amount of time living the life, ironically reduced their life expectancy considerably.
Spot on!
The only one of these that applies to me is the booze. Also, I’m not a creep but I am a bit of an asshole. I try to be pleasant most of the time, tho.
This is dumb as fuck, but seriously y’all got any coke?
I never wasted my body on Energy drinks since I started drinking. Monster and Redbull is for children and adults who got addicted to caffeine for no reason.
I’m at alright levels at nearly 40. I’ll take that as a win. Get your butt checked old chefs.
This is literally a description of one of the line cooks at my workplace
I’m not even in the kitchen so I don’t even understand half of this, but yeah
Not kidding. He had those pants on today. Literally those pants
Needs a cell phone with a cracked screen
Kitchen shoes everyday everywhere.
You forgot the car that somehow looks cheap and expensive at the same time.
So is just me? Line chef for 16 years, tattoos but not kitchen topic, dropped drugs at 18yo, I don’t even drink coffee and maybe 4 beer/4 cocktail a month if there are events around.
Can I be still recognised as a chef? ☹️
Very accurate
If you are a career line cook, how much are you making 20 years into your career?
30 yrs in the bizz…. nothing has changed 🤣