Looks like a personal pizza. Can’t bring myself to care, it’s only one person’s problem.
Harry_Wrangus
People who cut pizza like this are afraid to cut the pepperoni. Its ok to cut the pepperoni. Just cut it next time.
not4humanconsumption
I kinda like this. It’s not like a normal cut that was then cut in squares after the fact.
U get that big slice right out the gate, then depending on hunger level, u can scale down sizes as needed. Idk, maybe I’m a psycho, but I’m cutting all my crappy frozen pizzas this way moving forward.
Computer_Nerd91
This makes it look more unique. Y’all are getting butthurt for something so petty.
zerpa
Despite difference in shape, the slices are more or less the same size (more regular than how my local pizza place slices them). I see no crime here.
HorseofTruth
This reminds me to buy an extra pizza slicer
Hefty-Distance837
r/theydidthemonstermath
sephiroth_for_smash
Bro actually broke it like a plate
The_Disapyrimid
Eh. If you are eating ot yourself it’s not a crime. Cut it how you want. If you are sharing the pizza it’s a dick move and a high crime.
ObliviousFantasy
Honestly that’s like??? Perfectly sliced? Like…it’s not equal sizes but it looks purposeful and artistic. You could pretend you put a lot of thought behind it and perfectly made it look shattered and then get it commissioned in a pop art style or even paint it yourself. Could say it’s a message on over consumption. And/or about guilt around eating?
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Looks like a personal pizza. Can’t bring myself to care, it’s only one person’s problem.
People who cut pizza like this are afraid to cut the pepperoni. Its ok to cut the pepperoni. Just cut it next time.
I kinda like this. It’s not like a normal cut that was then cut in squares after the fact.
U get that big slice right out the gate, then depending on hunger level, u can scale down sizes as needed. Idk, maybe I’m a psycho, but I’m cutting all my crappy frozen pizzas this way moving forward.
This makes it look more unique. Y’all are getting butthurt for something so petty.
Despite difference in shape, the slices are more or less the same size (more regular than how my local pizza place slices them). I see no crime here.
This reminds me to buy an extra pizza slicer
r/theydidthemonstermath
Bro actually broke it like a plate
Eh. If you are eating ot yourself it’s not a crime. Cut it how you want. If you are sharing the pizza it’s a dick move and a high crime.
Honestly that’s like??? Perfectly sliced? Like…it’s not equal sizes but it looks purposeful and artistic. You could pretend you put a lot of thought behind it and perfectly made it look shattered and then get it commissioned in a pop art style or even paint it yourself. Could say it’s a message on over consumption. And/or about guilt around eating?
It’s like Tony’s chocolate made a pizza I dig it
There’s crust on every slice so it’s acceptable
Meh. Close enough
May your pizza chip and shatter