Did you cooker break half way through cooking the sausages?
bdog1321
What brand are the dogs?
papa_f
Or, more accurately.
Wife’s away and does everything for me, microwave beans, and rice and I can fry a couple of sausages, maybe.
Shadewielder
girl dinner! 💅🏻
Fockelot
You should not be left unsupervised.
SuccessfulLeg4525
yeah okay can she please take it away?
fine_nut36
Maybe you should stop exercising and wait for the wife to get back home.
Invalid-Cookie
You can use one less plate by putting the apple in the beans
Griffithead
Cooking sausages takes a little time, but it’s so worth it! The taste difference is huge. And it’s weirdly satisfying.
A good pair of tongs and 10 minutes would have had them be glorious!
Weird_Vegetable_4441
Don’t
gitturb
She’ll know after you back up the toilet! 💩
FaithlessnessNo9090
Ah yes, the true taste of freedom—rice that could double as gravel, sausages so undercooked they might still have a pulse, and an apple thrown in for balance. I envy you.
fishymonster_
Are you British
Famous-Matter-7905
This feels like self harm
iceman2kx
Free will and you chose an Apple and canned beans? I’d have two bags of frozen pizza rolls personally
SeverableSole7
Looks like high grade prison food
amani121
Don’t do that again
UnabashedHonesty
Be honest. That apple got swapped out for a tall boy immediately after this pic was taken.
Zealousideal_Mail12
I have so many questions, but I don’t want any answers
kissedbydementors
How are those sausages kinda burnt and undercooked at the same time?
-Po-Tay-Toes-
They’re burnt and raw at the same time… That’s impressive
NyamThat
And this is how you decided to exercise it?
gremlinsbuttcrack
Are those white hots?! I love white hots. Idc how cursed it or I am but I would enjoy this meal if those are white hots
Apprehensive_Bike945
Those sausages look more like they’ve been used as toilet paper than cooked. Your free will is not worth the sausage it’s been shit on
Unneverseen
looks good
ColdPorkChop
I know I’m just being hopeful, but are those perhaps zweigle’s white hotdogs?
ShotandBotched
When Rush wrote “Freewill” they were thinking of you.
Either_Dream_9748
She needs to return home immediately.
Sasstellia
It looks fine.
MochaHook
Use some mustard, honey/maple syrup, and Sriracha to spice up them beans!
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Did you cooker break half way through cooking the sausages?
What brand are the dogs?
Or, more accurately.
Wife’s away and does everything for me, microwave beans, and rice and I can fry a couple of sausages, maybe.
girl dinner! 💅🏻
You should not be left unsupervised.
yeah okay can she please take it away?
Maybe you should stop exercising and wait for the wife to get back home.
You can use one less plate by putting the apple in the beans
Cooking sausages takes a little time, but it’s so worth it! The taste difference is huge. And it’s weirdly satisfying.
A good pair of tongs and 10 minutes would have had them be glorious!
Don’t
She’ll know after you back up the toilet! 💩
Ah yes, the true taste of freedom—rice that could double as gravel, sausages so undercooked they might still have a pulse, and an apple thrown in for balance.
I envy you.
Are you British
This feels like self harm
Free will and you chose an Apple and canned beans? I’d have two bags of frozen pizza rolls personally
Looks like high grade prison food
Don’t do that again
Be honest. That apple got swapped out for a tall boy immediately after this pic was taken.
I have so many questions, but I don’t want any answers
How are those sausages kinda burnt and undercooked at the same time?
They’re burnt and raw at the same time… That’s impressive
And this is how you decided to exercise it?
Are those white hots?! I love white hots. Idc how cursed it or I am but I would enjoy this meal if those are white hots
Those sausages look more like they’ve been used as toilet paper than cooked. Your free will is not worth the sausage it’s been shit on
looks good
I know I’m just being hopeful, but are those perhaps zweigle’s white hotdogs?
When Rush wrote “Freewill” they were thinking of you.
She needs to return home immediately.
It looks fine.
Use some mustard, honey/maple syrup, and Sriracha to spice up them beans!
You don’t HAVE to!
Pale ass sausage bro
4 sausages in one meal is insane