‘The customer is always right’. Just don’t burn yourself on the cheese when you turkey slap. 🤷🏻♂️
Ditzy_Pooper
it says penis
GolfExpensive7048
Well a turkey doesn’t have a penis so presumably you can sub it for whatever type of penis you have in stock.
NightLord70
dinosuitgirl
They want sausage…. On the side
SydneyErinMeow
Right in the mouth.
Ok_Spell_597
Bet!!!
DSTNCMDLR
Darbo-Jenkins
This is a trick since a penis is a cylinder it only has one side it has to be charged for a full order of penis. This server is trying to get away with undercharging on that penis.
theguywithguitar
What’s the issue? Dick on the side, not the main course.
Put your dick in it. The ticket is quite clear, no?
MegaMasterYoda
Gotta fuck that sammich
jimburgah
Some one get Maralyn’s freaky ass some side penis!!
Puzzleheaded_Bath_86
Short for Parmesan duh..
Pa1patine
They order a turkey slap, they get a turkey slap.
SpeculumSpectrum
valpal1237
Hahaha! Reminds me of every time someone wants jalapeños- I always call them jalapenis, or penis for short. Maybe this server is taking a play out of my book. Lol.
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Make the ticket. Word for word like Ron Burgandy
‘The customer is always right’. Just don’t burn yourself on the cheese when you turkey slap. 🤷🏻♂️
it says penis
Well a turkey doesn’t have a penis so presumably you can sub it for whatever type of penis you have in stock.
They want sausage…. On the side
Right in the mouth.
Bet!!!
This is a trick since a penis is a cylinder it only has one side it has to be charged for a full order of penis. This server is trying to get away with undercharging on that penis.
What’s the issue? Dick on the side, not the main course.
“This is certainly the dish your brain desires”
https://youtu.be/05hTBAOnDQE?si=Bk4agcnBkr2QOvSx
Left or Right?
Put your dick in it. The ticket is quite clear, no?
Gotta fuck that sammich
Some one get Maralyn’s freaky ass some side penis!!
Short for Parmesan duh..
They order a turkey slap, they get a turkey slap.
Hahaha! Reminds me of every time someone wants jalapeños- I always call them jalapenis, or penis for short. Maybe this server is taking a play out of my book. Lol.
