If you did then Imma start making charcuterie too, lots of suckers out there it seems!
HawXProductions
If I got charged 700 for this, I’d be pissed ngl
gumballhead86
To quote the late Meatloaf…..I would do anything for love…..but it won’t do that
NotWhiteCracker
Fuck no but I’d certainly charge $700 for it
Regular-Amoeba5455
Premade dip 😂 maybe $70.
CallMeDeutsch
No ramp is crazy
tpatmaho
Nowhere near $700 unless i was spending corporate money.
WatTheHeel
No chance. Missing the ramp and carrot jacuzzi.
KuniIse
Absofuxkinglutely not.
I might pay $700 for a 3 day cruise with this charcuterie served.
But holy hell for $700 I could purchase and arrange tgis charcuterie, then take my fiancee to a fancy Brazilian steakhouse once a week for a month.
Value for value, not worth my bucks.
hamiltonincognito
Where ramp???
bobgabb95
In a word? No. In two words? Fuck no.
Calm-Citron-8883
No one remembers the lore.
Thin_Locksmith6805
Can i take the PLASTIC bowls home with me? That is a $150 plate
generation_quiet
$750 if you add radish roses and a ramp.
vociferoushomebody
I’m so glad this has returned.
A_Cup_of_Bees
I had stopped checking reddit for a while, but I’m glad to see charcuterie boards are still 700 bucks.
SpiritualSkully7955
You didn’t even bother to take the dip out of it’s container 😭
ausyliam
Look at this image again. Pre-made dip they couldn’t even bother to take out of the carton it came in? If they did this, imagine how cheep everything else probably is. PLEASE be smarter with your money ya’ll.
ellaflutterby
Hey man, they gave you SIX pieces of prosciutto and twelve whole strawberries. And is that an entire tub of mint-condition Rondele dip? $700 is a fucking steal, peasant.
Brewmentationator
Maybe if it were 700 Hong Kong dollars. But 700 USD is insane.
gravelayerr
What the fuck lmao that’s like $30 worth of food, even if it was all from erewhon it wouldn’t be close to $700 😭😭😭
Interesting-Prior397
No ramp, premade dips, no chance in hell
RumJackson
Am I getting sucked off under the table at the same time?
guiltycitizen
No ramp. No cube. There’s fucking strawberries. No, I would not pay 700 for this
Grey_Station_
Needs moor ramp brǑțħèř
Ronald_Raygun88
Maybe if the table it’s sitting on is included
myspiritguidessaidno
No. That is not a $700 presentation.
This looks delicious, but it is very much giving “girls’ night at home” vibes. Probably $100 worth of ingredients with 10 minutes put into plating. The plastic container, the stems on the strawberries, the broken crackers that are just sitting in piles, the spoons in the jars. A restaurant should not serve its food that way.
Smoking_Shark_4545
Missing the bowl of shredded carrots with a singular olive in it , and ofcourse the magnificent ramp…
skeenerbug
no ramp no buy
meatcoveredskeleton1
Absolutely fucking not lol
JoelMDM
Fuck no. This isn’t even cooked or otherwise prepared food. They just put down a bunch of individual items on a plate. The only skill required is sourcing the food items (not all that hard), and arranging them (even easier).
controllerofplanetx
haha never man
Borgalicious
Sure, if theres 600 dollars taped to the bottom of the board.
budbailey74
Does that include the chairs and table?
PerspectiveOne7129
i would pay my rent instead
Ancient-Chinglish
one halved passion fruit? a few strewn gooseberries? and a nut crusted millstone of god knows what?
sheeyit im just imagining how much great sushi i could have for $700
misterw1988
Where is the hooker that comes with it? Does she have the cocaine or is it under the cheese or something?
TimeRazzmatazz9180
Pardon my ignorance but.. are charcuterie boards just some white people shit? I’m from a reservation and never heard of these before I started working as a cook. Seem expensive as fuck for rolling up meats and sliced cheese every time I see them
uber-judge
Like 100$ tops.
standingyon
This is $100 worth of items at Aldi. I could see being charged $700 for this on an airplane or in the corporate suite of a baseball game… but no chance.
Stock_Atmosphere_114
How many bottles of wine did it come with?
8008zilla
maybe if i were stoned in a food desert
misslam2u2
What?
Moros1075
Interesting…. My dad and I dropped $700 for as much charcuterie as we could get for a party today. Ended up filling an entire dining room table with very high quality meat, cheese and fruit from a local cheese shop. This looks like a MUCH smaller version of what we put together. No way I would ever pay 700 for that
peteandpetethemesong
No, I’d just make for it $100-150.
snuffleupagus86
I hope and pray this a joke. I could do this from Trader Joe’s for like 70 bucks lol
ImHurted_
Thats 50-60 dollars worth of food and thats pushing it.
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never
If you did then Imma start making charcuterie too, lots of suckers out there it seems!
If I got charged 700 for this, I’d be pissed ngl
To quote the late Meatloaf…..I would do anything for love…..but it won’t do that
Fuck no but I’d certainly charge $700 for it
Premade dip 😂 maybe $70.
No ramp is crazy
Nowhere near $700 unless i was spending corporate money.
No chance. Missing the ramp and carrot jacuzzi.
Absofuxkinglutely not.
I might pay $700 for a 3 day cruise with this charcuterie served.
But holy hell for $700 I could purchase and arrange tgis charcuterie, then take my fiancee to a fancy Brazilian steakhouse once a week for a month.
Value for value, not worth my bucks.
Where ramp???
In a word? No. In two words? Fuck no.
No one remembers the lore.
Can i take the PLASTIC bowls home with me? That is a $150 plate
$750 if you add radish roses and a ramp.
I’m so glad this has returned.
I had stopped checking reddit for a while, but I’m glad to see charcuterie boards are still 700 bucks.
You didn’t even bother to take the dip out of it’s container 😭
Look at this image again. Pre-made dip they couldn’t even bother to take out of the carton it came in? If they did this, imagine how cheep everything else probably is. PLEASE be smarter with your money ya’ll.
Hey man, they gave you SIX pieces of prosciutto and twelve whole strawberries. And is that an entire tub of mint-condition Rondele dip? $700 is a fucking steal, peasant.
Maybe if it were 700 Hong Kong dollars. But 700 USD is insane.
What the fuck lmao that’s like $30 worth of food, even if it was all from erewhon it wouldn’t be close to $700 😭😭😭
No ramp, premade dips, no chance in hell
Am I getting sucked off under the table at the same time?
No ramp. No cube. There’s fucking strawberries. No, I would not pay 700 for this
Needs moor ramp brǑțħèř
Maybe if the table it’s sitting on is included
No. That is not a $700 presentation.
This looks delicious, but it is very much giving “girls’ night at home” vibes. Probably $100 worth of ingredients with 10 minutes put into plating. The plastic container, the stems on the strawberries, the broken crackers that are just sitting in piles, the spoons in the jars. A restaurant should not serve its food that way.
Missing the bowl of shredded carrots with a singular olive in it , and ofcourse the magnificent ramp…
no ramp no buy
Absolutely fucking not lol
Fuck no.
This isn’t even cooked or otherwise prepared food. They just put down a bunch of individual items on a plate.
The only skill required is sourcing the food items (not all that hard), and arranging them (even easier).
haha never man
Sure, if theres 600 dollars taped to the bottom of the board.
Does that include the chairs and table?
i would pay my rent instead
one halved passion fruit? a few strewn gooseberries? and a nut crusted millstone of god knows what?
sheeyit im just imagining how much great sushi i could have for $700
Where is the hooker that comes with it? Does she have the cocaine or is it under the cheese or something?
Pardon my ignorance but.. are charcuterie boards just some white people shit? I’m from a reservation and never heard of these before I started working as a cook. Seem expensive as fuck for rolling up meats and sliced cheese every time I see them
Like 100$ tops.
This is $100 worth of items at Aldi. I could see being charged $700 for this on an airplane or in the corporate suite of a baseball game… but no chance.
How many bottles of wine did it come with?
maybe if i were stoned in a food desert
What?
Interesting…. My dad and I dropped $700 for as much charcuterie as we could get for a party today. Ended up filling an entire dining room table with very high quality meat, cheese and fruit from a local cheese shop. This looks like a MUCH smaller version of what we put together. No way I would ever pay 700 for that
No, I’d just make for it $100-150.
I hope and pray this a joke. I could do this from Trader Joe’s for like 70 bucks lol
Thats 50-60 dollars worth of food and thats pushing it.
Oh, hell no.
Nope, no, fuck no!