what do you call this cut??? A crime.

by roker585

25 Comments

  1. stillnotelf

    It looks like an office “pizza party” crime, where they got 1 pizza for 20 people.

    It COULD be “toddler cut”.

  2. GuyFromLI747

    This looks like a first graders pizza party pizza

  3. Caramel_Chicken_65

    That’s the “Management is too cheap to spring for more than one pizza for the worker’s pizza party cut”.

  4. imNotTellingYouHaha

    The Catholic private school pizza cut

    “We’re doing a pizza lunch day! Everyone who wants to participate needs to send in a dollar and the pizza options they want! Only up to two slices (that are a dollar each)”

  5. useless_traveler

    i mean my public school teachers did this a few time in elementary school at the time we kids didnt understand that the teacher who was getting paid a piece of string and a nickel an hour was buying this on there dime I thank every teacher i can because of that kind of dedication

  6. alottanamesweretaken

    Can you cut it into 4 pieces? I don’t think I can eat 20

  7. cheezer5000

    Cut isn’t the problem, it’s the fact that it looks like it’s been sitting there for over 12 hours.

  8. pLeThOrAx

    I assume it’s for sharing with friends, so I would call it a crew cut, which on a pizza is a crime.

    (I just hope you never see how I cut a pizza)

  9. richman678

    I actually have my place do this for me but it’s because of the kids

  10. SicutCorvusVolat

    I call that too many friends not enough pizza

  11. I’ve got reasonable suspicion that this pizza is made up of cuts from 2 separate pizzas.

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