It looks like an office “pizza party” crime, where they got 1 pizza for 20 people.
It COULD be “toddler cut”.
GuyFromLI747
This looks like a first graders pizza party pizza
Caramel_Chicken_65
That’s the “Management is too cheap to spring for more than one pizza for the worker’s pizza party cut”.
imNotTellingYouHaha
The Catholic private school pizza cut
“We’re doing a pizza lunch day! Everyone who wants to participate needs to send in a dollar and the pizza options they want! Only up to two slices (that are a dollar each)”
St0ned_Hearth
Elementary school class party
ASecularBuddhist
Dear God. Thoughts and prayers.
useless_traveler
i mean my public school teachers did this a few time in elementary school at the time we kids didnt understand that the teacher who was getting paid a piece of string and a nickel an hour was buying this on there dime I thank every teacher i can because of that kind of dedication
Briianz
That is the wierdest cut ever.
alottanamesweretaken
Can you cut it into 4 pieces? I don’t think I can eat 20
Spiff426
Satan’s hairlip
PlantBeginning3060
A School Pizza Party Special
Happy_Cat_3600

grinpicker
The butthole cut
ComfortableMetal3670
Elementary school pizza party cut
cheezer5000
Cut isn’t the problem, it’s the fact that it looks like it’s been sitting there for over 12 hours.
pLeThOrAx
I assume it’s for sharing with friends, so I would call it a crew cut, which on a pizza is a crime.
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It looks like an office “pizza party” crime, where they got 1 pizza for 20 people.
It COULD be “toddler cut”.
This looks like a first graders pizza party pizza
That’s the “Management is too cheap to spring for more than one pizza for the worker’s pizza party cut”.
The Catholic private school pizza cut
“We’re doing a pizza lunch day! Everyone who wants to participate needs to send in a dollar and the pizza options they want! Only up to two slices (that are a dollar each)”
Elementary school class party
Dear God. Thoughts and prayers.
i mean my public school teachers did this a few time in elementary school at the time we kids didnt understand that the teacher who was getting paid a piece of string and a nickel an hour was buying this on there dime I thank every teacher i can because of that kind of dedication
That is the wierdest cut ever.
Can you cut it into 4 pieces? I don’t think I can eat 20
Satan’s hairlip
A School Pizza Party Special

The butthole cut
Elementary school pizza party cut
Cut isn’t the problem, it’s the fact that it looks like it’s been sitting there for over 12 hours.
I assume it’s for sharing with friends, so I would call it a crew cut, which on a pizza is a crime.
(I just hope you never see how I cut a pizza)
Square pieces taste different for sure
What is going on with that crust?
https://preview.redd.it/ztmtf5tpx2qe1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=124ac2a62bf631ad28014d156d582f78bcaf368e
I actually have my place do this for me but it’s because of the kids
Wrong
I call it merda
I call lionfiled
I call that too many friends not enough pizza
ADHD Newbie At Lunch-Rush
I’ve got reasonable suspicion that this pizza is made up of cuts from 2 separate pizzas.